Akala

I choose damned if I do || Yamaha ||#MUFC

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Straight up God doesn’t like it when you’re a pussy

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Brexit enthusiasts: I hope you’re all enjoying the queues at your holiday airports this year.

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[Akala @j30nM]

Just listened to Sifunas interview and lemme just say... LMFAO!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll never understand work beef. Just do your job and go home 😭

[Akala @j30nM]

😂😂😂

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

you ever been so done with a shortie you start encouraging her to talk to other nggas😂

[SHARON @SharonMo15]

Kawira Mwangaza type of love 😂

[Miss Jelimo @MissKareyJelly]

My dad coincidentally had two meetings at the exact same time today, so he sent my mom to represent him at one of them. A day to remind you all to marry an educated and career women😃

[UEFA @UEFA]

UEFA statement on The Times article: ⬇️

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

the fastest way to attract what you deserve is to become completely unavailable to what you don’t

[Insecurity KE @InsecurityKE]

I hope this email finds you well…

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Black people don’t refer to other Black people as ‘blacks’. That’s how you know somebody doing the internet cosplay thing

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This is why I like a little crooked. A little bruised. A little lost. Those who've had to crawl out of darkness, alone and bleeding; know to celebrate the gifts of nature just a little bit more. The wind on the trees, the sun on the shoulders. A little light everyday.

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Nous gagnerons ce combat.

[A @aifheli_]

Aye man, I’d also get a heart attack in my 50s if I didn’t marry the love of my life

[Akala @j30nM]

Langata is like Gotham

[Akala @j30nM]

One crazy week its is

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

This is the second time. First, it was Somalia's Deputy PM travelling on a Kenyan passport. Now we have a Cabinet minister travelling on a Kenyan passport. What is this MADNESS? Does Somalia's former President @HassanSMohamud also travel on a Kenyan passport?