River

simply not a real person

[irawo @riverbedbeneath]

dildo, no strap so i can feel her hand slapping me to get it in.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

A DUCK

*BANG BANG*

A LEMONADE STAND

*BANG BANG*

A MAN

*BANG BANG*

GRAPES

*BANG BANG*

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

one of those sundays where ur convinced u can fix everything that’s wrong with u

[jade @emoshoota]

that mandatory anti-suicide blinker after u clock out

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

good morning

[zay dante @zaydante]

Listened to OK Computer for the first time and all my favorite songs are the popular ones

[DiscussingFilmtwt @DiscussFilmtwt]

Everyone has seen ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA’ before you.

[julie 🥽🧪🧵 @CasquetteGirl]

stimulants aren’t enough anymore I need someone to follow me around my apartment with a gun to my head so I can finally do this fucking laundry

[Pat Dev @DevinMcHale_]

They bullied me in High School. “Girthy girthy! Look how big that shit is!” They would shout at me.

[John (main) @johnonmain]

You see… I want to exercise twice per day and be a bit of an alcoholic. And also sleep 9 hours per night. This is interfering with having a “job”

[Pinsent Tailoring 🌈 @zackpinsent]

The eclipse was AMAZING and I picked up this really cool plant!

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

pleaseeeee touch base with me bro PLEEEAAASSEE BRO i NEED to circle back right now bro

[addy!!🌿 @VEGGIES420]

this is a sign to smoke some weed rn

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

project hail mary was successful except this time grace and rocky go back to earth and they make it just in time for that one night a year single people can legally have sex

[⊹ʟᴀʟᴀ⊹ ♗♘ @dreamgirlflo]

the fact they really cancelled gen v is so unserious

[kai 🎧 @ka1pilled]

how it feels to be a grown woman with 0 pull

[☆ @blhange]

Yo odiaba el six seven, hasta que un día se me dio por decirlo, desde ese día comencé a ver la vida distinta, con un poco más de luz. Ahí me di cuenta que el six seven era para mi, desde ese día no lo suelto, gracias a Dios y al mundo por poner al six seven en mi vida.

[isaiah @isaiahsofyne]

me explaining that if you get AMC A-list you get to see 4 movies a week for $25 so even if you see just two movies a month it pays for itself