PumpedCunt

they/them - Smoochie

[akyra  @yourbabystrawb]

me 2 seconds after complaining about how absolutely ginormous I am

[𝘼𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙝 @Alice3DS]

I just broke up with my boyfriend after making him get a vasectomy.
#bloodlinedemon

[sure @pamahlaa]

Still funny

[Kuba 🇵🇱🇵🇸 @anietotylkoja]

Sure, go ahead and make more AI slop, that'll definitely help the climate

[Midwest Dexter Morgan @guccigroceries]

Yall are too young for this one

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I couldn’t go on love island cause I have a cpap machine

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

rotisserie would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[ququ @quoltanRIP]

to lose face fat you apparently have to stop eating like a fat fuck... omg...

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

his sloppy ass fumbling out the front door like a resident evil villain

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[colin @colinkord3i]

obsessed

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

junie b. jonesin for a cigarette

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[Manuela 🌹 @oneonlyflower]

This is one of the sexiest things I've ever seen

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

He stopped making his coffee at home

[Rodrix @ruinacircular_]

Esto y una polla en el culo

[moldeleine @l0vetranscends]

Farting in the break room on my lunch and the new girl just walked in