Janine Hogan

TV Writer. Actor. Comedian. Beatboxer. But most of all: Trash.

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

When the dick is just the right amount of bomb

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

@HarperRoseD Okayyyy…

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

@theashleyray Oh he makes me fully homophobic every time I see him

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

“Okayyyy I can’t wear my $600 boots if it doesn’t stop raining!!”, she said as she puts an oil change on a credit card to pay later

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

Nobody was a bigger fan of Chris rock’s special than Chris rock

[Tim Drake @timdrake]

💀BREAKING NEWS💀
Our next feature horror film is called, “DEMONETIZE” Written by @WattyMcfly & @J9_Hogan Production is projected to start this fall! #film #filmmaking #horror

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

@HarperRoseD Okaaayyyy…

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

I was just kissing my gf in my car & someone honked & I was like “WOW a hate crime when will it end?” But then we looked up and I was in the way so 7 cars had just been stuck sitting there watching us make out. So if they weren’t homophobic before they are now for sure.

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

Everyone’s like “wow gorgeous long legs” until they see how hairy I am above the knee cuz I just don’t have the stamina

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

Everyone in LA is always talking about “the big one” like which earthquake is gonna kill us, but my “big one” is just which pothole is gonna break my car in half

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

Hey we haven’t kissed in 6 minutes so you hate me or what?

[rivkah reyes 🍉 @rivkahreyes]

my girlfriend and i are bringing back our full moon parties and this time they’re bigger, better, witchier, and GAYER! our line up includes @theashleyray @danadonnelly @notthatmad0nna @MelanieVesey @HarperRoseD @J9_Hogan and @megstalter.

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

Dont flirt with me or you bout to make me pop out theeth retainerth girl

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

My friends 3yo repeatedly screamed “I’M ADDICTED TO DABBING AND FARTING!” all day yesterday. The children really ARE the future

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

@saratea Okayyyy fun!

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

Ive decided to rebrand seizures as fun by calling them silly little zip zap zops in my brain

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

OH MY FUCKING GOD @HarperRoseD had them made for me

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

We will never have equality until there are sweatpants with “dry” on the butt, just like there is for “Juicy”

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

my mechanic calling me kiddo has set my daddy issues on BEAST MODE today

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

@StackaTurtles Yes

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

If you read the terms & services, it actually ISN’T homophobic to eat Chick-fil-A as long as you also eat pussy

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

We will never have equality until there are sweatpants with “dry” on the butt, just like there is for “Juicy”

[Janine Hogan @J9_Hogan]

@RecycleRex And the other half would go “THIS IS TOTALLY EDITED it’s not really her something is OFF!!! We need to check on Britney save her”