Jonathan Schneider

Used to be a baker. Now I write Go.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@doodlestein The right to bear ARMs (processors).
but seriously fuck the NRA.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

Kyler looks like a toddler dressed up as Warren Moon for Halloween.

[Sterling Snow @sterlingmsnow]

I reread this every year.

I cry like a baby every year.

Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero.

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@BenjaminSolak I’m on it!

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@DavidKPiano Have you tried animating side-by-side into overlay?

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@samstein The weave?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Paxton: Some may not like the way he dresses. I don’t. They may not like the way he talks. I can see that. You may not like the way he looks.

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Let's set the record straight because @RobertKennedyJr’s post is inaccurate and misleading and he is making claims that have been debunked repeatedly by actual scientists and doctors.

Secretary Kennedy called me yesterday morning to ask whether Pennsylvania needed any additional support to respond to the measles outbreak. I told him I appreciated the call but that our Administration and the Pennsylvania Department of Health had all the resources we needed to respond, including existing support from professional staff at the CDC and HHS. 

I told him what would be most helpful is if he would join me in encouraging people to get vaccinated and stop spreading misinformation. He then launched into a tirade — talking about fetal tissue and blaming the previous Administration for this problem. He even told me it would be better if we went back to “natural measles.”

Unfortunately at a time where I needed the top “health expert” in the nation to responsibly work with us to deal with this outbreak, he instead chose to go down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories and false claims.

To his claim about fetal tissue, that has been thoroughly discredited time after time by real doctors and trusted medical institutions like CHOP. In fact, the American Academy of Pediatrics has an entire webpage devoted to this.

They write: “Vaccines do not contain fetal cells. Some vaccines involve growing viruses in human cell cultures originally developed from two aborted fetuses in the 1960s. These cell lines are still going, so no new aborted fetuses are ever needed. Purification processes filter the vaccine during production, and no fetal tissue remains.”  

But my conversation with him proved what many of us already knew: 

Secretary Kennedy’s actions to dismantle public health agencies and his language that undermines confidence in vetted medical guidance are contributing to these kinds of outbreaks. 

Just a few years ago, Secretary Kennedy was in Lancaster downplaying the severity of measles and saying that the cure was “chicken soup and vitamin A.”

Before he held his current position, measles was virtually eliminated in the United States. As recently as 2024, there were only 285 cases of measles across the entire country over 12 months. This year, in just 8 months, there are nearly 400 cases of measles across 29 counties in Pennsylvania alone — and nearly 3,000 cases across the country. 

In Pennsylvania, 70 people who have tested positive for measles have been hospitalized this year — and yesterday, our @PAHealthDept announced that two Pennsylvanians who tested positive for measles have died.

According to doctors and medical experts, the MMR vaccine is the best way to protect yourself, your kids, and your community against measles. But we have seen vaccination rates decline on RFK’s watch. 

The correlation is clear: Secretary Kennedy has stoked confusion amongst parents and others — and the result has been less protection from measles and more cases.

As a dad, all I want is to protect our four kids. I know that’s how every parent feels. Parents have the right to make their own decisions about how to keep their kids safe and sort through the noise to figure out which information to trust. 

So what I’d ask of every parent in Pennsylvania: take any information you get about vaccines and talk to a trusted health care provider about it before you make your decision.

The most important conversation that needs to take place now is one that should happen offline, in the real world, between parents, their trusted health care providers, and other medical experts.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@bentlegen I have a `just check` target that agents call as they work that lints (cyclomatic complexity included) , checks file line counts and runs tests. Have you gotten better results with pre-commit hooks vs self correction along the way?

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

@SenKatieBritt Update: Edgarianny and Freddys lawyers have not heard from @SenKatieBritt's office. They are still trapped with their 7 year old in the Dilley Internment Camp despite trying to self-deport and breaking no laws. Here is the parents letter begging for help.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@conorsen I live here and I barely get ads for him.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@RhysSullivan No. When it sounded interesting in the early days of openclaw I was scared off by the security implications. Haven’t looked since. Open to it though if I find a good, safe walkthrough.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@badlogicgames @mitsuhiko I see no reason it can't be both.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@bentlegen @tomdale Need video of you using it. I’ve seen you mention it a bunch but just don’t understand yet how it would work into my flow. Do a 10 min YouTube clip and I’ll probably just get it.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@DKThomp It’s a bit like writing a fictional genius. No matter how smart the character is supposed to be, they’re still limited by what the author can imagine.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@TommyFalkowski Same. And adding https://t.co/V3X7fFUvK9 made it official for me.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@RadioFreeTom She seems pretty good.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@bykevinclark We also know exactly how fix the most popular sport on the planet.

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@mattpocockuk Tailscale aperture stores full request and response https://t.co/Xi0lKwC6YZ

[Jonathan Schneider @jGschneider]

@hankgreen Fireworks: finger
House: arm and leg