Jacob Swaggs

does your aunt work at skate city?

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Finished the ultra love to everybody except that old woman who said I can't rock pigtails

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Mile 34 of the ultra all I have ever really wanted to be is a guy that can dance like REALLY well

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mile 33 of the ultra think I'm gonna take my 4 the grade students on a field trip to run 38 miles

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mile 32 of the ultra i just popped a molly (Clif blok) now I'm trippin

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Mile 31 of the ultra ALL FOUR JAPANDROIDS RECORDS BACK TO BACK

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Mile 30 of the ultra I keep a list of what ails me and number one is that @newbalance doesn't sell good colorways of the ct300 except apparently like once every other year

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Mile 29 of the ultra I'm mowing like I'm in high school!!

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Mile 28 of the ultra mike Godino Great Society

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Mile 27 of the ultra I got horses in my car like a farmer yeehaw finna pick up your daughter

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mile 25 of the ultra LBJ is my dad

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Mile 26 of the ultra we are all broken perfect

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@mudkip420swag bofa Deez accounts are still reading zero this is insane

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I realized at the end that I didn't bring my Jesus piece and I still finished, good to know JC got my back

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I sang folk songs today with tears running down my face and I have never felt so free

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I'm just gonna let the taco express guys run them all

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Whilst running I negotiated the acquisition of chipotle. Get ready for some changes

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This poor lady thought I was dead on the ground so she came over and held a cold Gatorade on my forehead

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I feel like an f35 that has learned to experience human emotion

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Had to turn on the jets at the end of the ultra made the cutoff by 45 seconds

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Mile 25 of the ultra I feel like I have been reborn as Ro Pascal