Jackie Bernhelm

Perpetual Twitter quitter

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

@dearhankandjohn This episode's been fwd'ed to me a ton, so dusting off my account to say hi 👋

I started https://t.co/PUQ71fVjjv so people could discover + shop from local artists. Holler if you're interested in connecting!

Btw, my team built the "free Kiva loans" for Nerdfighters in 2012 ❤️

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where is my "just do it" button that translates help desk instructions ("To clear your cookies, open the settings menu...") into my computer just doing it for me?

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where is my citizen-reporting app for early wildfire detection?

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where is the software that makes it super easy for creators to get access to and pay for DRM content?

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where's my Postmates-for-non-food-local-delivery? Amazon can't beat someone on a moped bringing me local goods. Step 1: better offline-to-online inventory reporting...is Pointy the best thing out there?

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where is the vertical SaaS app for dog breeders? It would include a website builder, CRM, application process, payment system for deposits, email updates on litters, photo gallery, integration with genetic testing db, doggie family trees / AKC registrations, etc. I'm serious.

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where is the protest app that tells folks where / when to gather for causes they care about, what the calls to action are for the demonstration, and let's my friends know I'm safe?

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Where is my army of drones who drizzle fire retardant on lightning strike locations? I'd invest in that company.

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Breaking my twitter silence for a very good reason - look outside, it's insanity
#sflightning

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

@shmegegge hey its jackie! Cam left her phone at home. Still on for 8!

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

@roncarmel I basically want to see my fav on TV :) Email: [email protected], Subject= "Nextdoor dog", give dog name, pic, fav activities

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

@roncarmel There's a casting call for dogs in Noe Valley for https://t.co/gIdj42VgUg. Vintgar????

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

:D

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

@CB2tweets Got any current coupon codes? I'm #atcheckout and would really appreciate a little bump!

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

@elizberkley - Showgirls at the Castro is amazing. We would be so happy if you joined us next year!

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

HOVERBOARDS ARE REAL. http://t.co/nTRPxocMAZ

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

Guinea pig bridge, the musical!
https://t.co/BVYcCwM3FZ

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Female mugging victim fights back in best way: https://t.co/4nOXkXElYc

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yessssssssss to the dancing cow: https://t.co/rJhytauFKX

[Jackie Bernhelm @j_bernhelm]

snoring hummingbird!
https://t.co/6PZQdyliZd