Carys Jordan

Just your typical aspiring scientist/meme connoisseur.

[ella 🕸 @loneliest_star]

if you were in a relationship during the lockdown you are either planning to get married now or your relationship ended in flames there’s no inbetween

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

im so attracted to healthy communication in all of my relationships. conversations about how you feel & what bothers you should never end in an argument

[SIE @_badassiee]

I'm a mixture of spoiled and ill get the shit my damn self.

[Margaret Leahy @gardenngather]

I just got what's app messages that I honestly thought were from my daughter until it asked for a photo of my card back and front. I was busy at work or would have spotted a few red flags. Research was done as they used mam which is what my kids call me.

[aimee @aimeethmpsn]

‘He’s the love of my life’

What he does on the weekend for fun :

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Types of weather in September:
Bloody freezing
Bit chilly
Could be December!
Too foggy to drive
Barbecue tomorrow?
Was meant to be sunny today
Listen to that wind!
I’ve never seen so much rain
Absolutely boiling
Baking
Is that… hail?!
So grey
Orange
Muggy
Mild

[Chloe Hutton @chloehuttonv]

petition for these bad boys to be brought back

[lauren🧝🏼‍♀️✨ @fairiemushroom]

The fact that England can’t lose a football game without a fuck load of people committing hate crimes and domestic abuse is literally terrifying

[Carys Jordan @j_carys]

@benoobrown 3/3/5

[t @tiannelisex]

getting ready at someone else’s house is such a chaotic experience and the result is always capped at 80%

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Coughing.

[Aadil @Aadilh_]

My nephew had his first day at nursery this week, he bit 4 kids 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[gabbie @gabbiejarvis]

I am sat crying reading these just eat reviews from a Chinese in Leeds 😭🤣

[Derv @dervlawudz]

The way Margot Robbie was 22 in the wolf of Wall Street honestly makes me want to pass away