Jon Hamm

Mechanical Engineer, SAU alum. I'm like the actor, but better.

[Jon Hamm @J_Hamm_]

@RiotFest
Please add an entrance from the deluxe viewing area to the mosh pit

I'm old enough to pay for convenience but I also want to feel regret.

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@bigwax offer still stands, beverage of choice is on you.

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Do indoor cats look at the outside the same way we look at the stars?

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@bigwax At this point I'll buy you whatever you want

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@bigwax @bigwax offer definitely still stands. I'll even make it two or twenty beers

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That settles it, Bears are winning the Superbowl

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Thank you @thebetterbrown , @GlennHowerton , @RMcElhenney , and Charlie Day for an amazing cause and an even more amazing whiskey.

#thebetterbrown

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@NASA @POTUS @NASAWebb I bet you can get more funding if you find evidence of oil in those galaxies

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For my semi annual tweet I want to remind everyone that Elevate by @stlucia is probably the best song ever made

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Packers can't choke in the NFC championship game if they choke in the divisional round. Smooth brain moves

@LanceBriggs

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Robbie Gould is still a Bear at heart

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bears fired Matt Nagy this morning, per source.

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Bears fired Ryan Pace, per source.

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I have covid and Lauren doesn't so I'm locked in the guest room and I won't see her until next year and that makes me sad

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I love being a @ChicagoBears fan because I hate being happy

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It physically hurts me how bad the bears are

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Ever eat a bag of jerky and not find the "do not eat" pouch at the end and get real nervous?

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How the fuck am I 30 today?

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Isn't crazy that at anytime the sun can just fart at us and we'd all burn to death?

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Alright it's been like 5 years, is it time for guitar hero to make a comeback again?

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@EmilyHamm8 My favorite is the lady that tells people to listen to the real news on One America News and Newsmax. Same news sites that attributed a zoo not releasing the genders of their penguins to democrats ruining the sanctity of marriage