[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA
[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
Congratulations to the Plant & Soil Sciences building! It diverted 83% of its waste from the landfill, more than any other building on campus during the 2021/2022 academic year.