Oliver J Jupes

The Soul Of A Poet. Europhile. Trumpophobe.

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

WHO NEXT POEM

There was
Weinstein and Spacey,
Now Louis CK.
The idols are a tumbling
About a couple a day
I watch with some despair
And I ponder: Is there a chance?
That there’s one celeb now out there
Who’ll keep it in their pants

#louisck

[RR(ex-inurcitydentist) @inurcitydentist]

@DentistGoneBadd 🤮🤬🤬🤮?

[RR(ex-inurcitydentist) @inurcitydentist]

@DentistGoneBadd On the plus side I bet the teeth moved very fast

[RR(ex-inurcitydentist) @inurcitydentist]

@DentistGoneBadd You should have asked them to get google to fix their teeth too!

[RR(ex-inurcitydentist) @inurcitydentist]

@DentistGoneBadd Metronidazole?

[Ellie @ellierosehuckle]

#WorldDiabetesDay is the birthday of Sir Frederick Banting, who discovered insulin. It’s important to acknowledge on this day especially that insulin doesn’t belong to the 🌍 like it was intended to. Many with T1 around the world don’t have access to insulin🙁 @t1international

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

@JimMFelton 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

I wish I’d listened at school.
#poem #poetry #physics #science

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

@JavierJCasta Er....

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

SET PHASERS TO ‘AM STUNNED’ POEM

No no no
Not you
Too
Mr Sulu

Am truly hoping
You didn’t boldly go.....

#georgetakei

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

SET PHASERS TO ‘AM STUNNED’ POEM

No no no
Not you
Too
Mr Sulu

Am truly hoping
You didn’t boldly go.....

#georgetakei

[Ex-DentistGoneBadd @DentistGoneBadd]

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM WITH A NURSE CALLED MARIA?

Alginate on noses
Complaint letters written
A lady who takes ages to remove just one mitten
A man who shuns Floss but at least uses string
These are a few of my least favorite things

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

@Pr0jectVegan In as much as all three exposed their manhood, they were comparable. My tweet was purely about keeping it all tucked up nicely.

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

AH! SO THAT’S WHAT THEY MEANT BY A CLOUD

(WILLIAM WORDSWORTH UPDATED)

I wandered lonely as a cloud
But was then charged
Under CFAA (1986), section 1030
Of the federal criminal code
For making unauthorized access
Into a protected network or computer

#poem #hacking #spy

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

STICKS AND STONES

I admit that I’m a snowflake
I’m pretty unique
The Trumpites give me earache
They say I’m a freak
They can say what they like
I don’t give a hoot
Their hero’s a chimp
With small hands
In a suit

And a really bad hat

#Trump #TheResistance #ImpeachTrump

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

NOTHING would surprise me now. https://t.co/b1HXVarBGf

[Oliver J Jupes @j_jupes]

I DIDN’T LIKE YOU MUCH WHEN YOU WERE A BUSINESSMAN EITHER, BUT AT LEAST YOU WERE RELATIVELY HARMLESS

You boasted of your billions
On that,
You were a bore
But after ten months
As the President
We’re much nearer
Nuclear war

#trump #NorthKorea #china #NuclearWar