Kulshan

there's no scratching in the walls man

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@fabulavancouver The Kimberly Clark plant in Huntsville?

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@Thatytfellow @questionableway How would you guaruntee children will pick red? How would you guarantee that out of 8 billion people a small percentage wouldn't make an impulsive decision?

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@NordicRest @SrCaradPapaDios @Vention11 @markianrubin @Jordan_W_Taylor You're confusing true weight with apparent weight. This might help: https://t.co/srdNKYcoCk

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@jorfolle 1. Launch a sneak attack on the UK from Holland while they aren't looking
2. Assassinate Joseph Stalin, allowing a Pro German ruler to emerge and withdraw from the war
3. Tell French Farmers DeGaulle reduced subsidies
4. Summon Demon Lord Balgorath to destroy the American nation

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Me: that guy I met at the party was pretty cool, maybe we can shoot some hoops sometime

That guy: *writing a letter to a former lover that years later will be included in a best selling curation of his correspondence* tonight I met a man without substance

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@SteveOnSens @1800ghostman

[Babbu Beard @babbulicious]

NEW YORK VICH MUNDA RENDA!!!! 🗽🗽🗽🗽

Thank you Mr Mayor for having me perform at the inauguration @zohrankmamdani ❤️😎🙏

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@1800ghostman Even in jest Cineplex Vaughan being anywhere near the Trenton ONroute feels like a choice informed by illogical spite and hatred

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

this is kinda just what its like having a job as an adult

[Dark Meta Knight @ssbultmk]

He almost got ragebaited but laughed it off; I could learn a lot from this guy

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Joyce You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

Streets are saying cigarettes are actually good for you if you have a pure heart

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

Streets are saying I have a pure heart of gold full of crystals rainbows and diamonds, unlike you with your heart of evil filled with darkness cruelty and black sludge

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops. Today, November 2, a Sunday of rain and broken branches and leaf-clogged drains and slick streets, it stopped, and summer was gone.”

- A. Bartlett Giamatti (with a small change from October to November)

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

Doctor keeps hitting my knee with his small hammer. I think he's impressed with my fortitude and resistance

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

Me: and then he says "You're in my spot"

Emperor Yang of Sui: aha "Bazinga"!

Me: no no you don't get it the timings all wrong

Newly scheming eunuch: Truly, the mandate of heaven has been lost

[Kulshan @j_kulshan]

@calebpitts1997

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

I'll always remember walking past this graffiti in Liverpool on the road up to Liverpool uni. appeared after the 2010 student loan protests. The phrase has stuck with me even tho the graffiti is long gone