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When life hands me lemons I make beef stew

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Imagine trying to have a conversation with Don Vito and Uncle Nino at the same time.

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once all this OT is done i’m taking a day off just so i can sleep 😴

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how i felt not letting the dealership wear me down on my trade in value today

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So far the only good thing to come from Friends szn 10 is Officer Goodbody 😂

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did i just purchase a wedding dress?!

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@alsheeennn basically no one is invited lol

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I love when people ask me wedding details thinking they’re invited. If you don’t already know the date chances are you’re not invited.

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if you ever want to shit yourself, just ask a wedding photographer for their price list 🙃

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10-4-24 got a nice ring to it.

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If you’re a grown ass adult with no kids and go to Disney MULTIPLE times a year, I’m judging you.

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unless you have fat feet like i do, 10/10 do not recommend.

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getting my feet tatted today like a fucking fool 🙃

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i will never understand people who order ahead and still sit thru the dt line to pick it up.

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dad: “can you pick up gravy for tomorrow?”
me: “sure”
also me at the store: “might as well get him a 6 pack to avoid a repeat of last year”
🙃

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when the repair man says “i’ve seen worse” before he even gets into the basement. bet my guy, bet.

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BEETS

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@POTUS @alsheeennn

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what a time to be alive

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not me asking chris if we can go to hooters for lunch after we tour a wedding venue next weekend 🙃😂

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feet tatts officially booked for november 😬

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