Jeremy Long

Weatherman @WoonsocketTimes

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Yankees suck

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Last night after working twelve (12) hours I looked into the mirror and the only recognizable human emotion I saw was greed

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I keep going back to it and it hurts me every time

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I am in an abusive relationship with the hot salsa at chiptole

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Me and @StanChoppers were no match for @Jason_corn3 and @HungMahkWT on the billiards table! Jason’s ball control on the table while being three (3) crispy ales in was a master class #PubDrive2k23

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@Jason_corn3 @SparkleLance @HungMahkWT @StanChoppers @Scoop So excited - even slept in my pub drive outfit to save time this morning so we’ll have more time to drive this afternoon! #PubDrive2k23

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I saw someone order a whole pepperoni pizza and a roast beef sandwich at 10 am

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Costco needs to start only selling frozen drinks before 1130 am

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@GOP Ratio

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@steezy_dam Rookie numbers - you can only complain when those are in the double digits

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Buying 2% milk seems like a pretty liberal thing to do

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Morgan Wallen could walk past me on the street and I wouldn’t know who he is

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@prince_of_unity I yearn for nothing more

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At the bar last night I was really yearning for open land and an objective

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Once I turn 36 I’m starting my presidential campaign where my campaign is built strictly on getting every single Subaru Baja off the road

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@prince_of_unity @ScoopWT

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The login with facebook screen hasn't changed since 2013

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My brother in christ, if I don't respond to your first 3 linkedin messages I am not responding to the 4th

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BeReal site reliability engineers must work crazy hours

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Nothing is going to plan