Jason Corn

beat reporter (Lebron Analyst) @woonsockettimes 😤😎😤 Lover, Fighter, and the best God Damn street performer you’ll ever see in your fucking life! -he/him-

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

My boyfriend (M24) and I (M43) just fucked to thrift shop #ThisIsFuckingAwesome

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

@aconliffe1124 @GeorgetownHoops Well said

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

Just got informed that @SparkleLance is behind the wheel on the way to Chicago for stop # 11 of the @WoonsocketTimes Pub Drive. Wishing my colleagues well on the trip! Hope all goes well #ScoopThereItIs🚗

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

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[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

We mad to @jasonaldeans i Nashville. I fun, friends fun. Lance drive to Chicago so

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

I so fucking now and I drink

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

We has touch down in Tampa are at @thehubbar. I manag t get us here in onepiece. Cannot espress enouf how good time I having with best friends. @HungMahkWT is look drunk, not sur how he going to make ong drive Nashville.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

And we’ve made it to Atlanta for bar number 7. @j_long34 is an absolute maniac behind the wheel. We are at @therighteousroom and having the time of our lives. I’m so fucking fucked up right now, not sure how I’ll make this drive to Tampa lol.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

This is the best day of my life, miss you so much @ScoopWT

[Lancelot Sparkle @SparkleLance]

I’m 10 cosmos in, just spent $100 on the touchtunes queuing Hamilton songs @Jason_corn3 @j_long34 @HungMahkWT @StanChoppers onto bar #6 Thirsty Beaver Saloon in Charlotte, NC #livelaughsparkle #pubdrive2k23

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

@HungMahkWT I’m so fucked up. Side note aren’t you the one with the keys?

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

And we have finally made it to bar number five! I made the drive to @Shenanigans in Washington DC. Limiting myself to three drinks at this bar, I’m already starting to feel it lol. @HungMahkWT and I are on the prowl.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

Bar number four folks! @SparkleLance drove us all the way to @McGillins in Philadelphia. What an amazing city, I’ve been called three different homophobic slurs. @j_long34 and @StanChoppers are chatting up some cuties at the bar, will keep you all posted.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

For our next stop @stanchoppers drove us to @BobbyValentines in Stamford CT. This is the best day of my life with my best friends in the world. It’s days like this I wish Mike Mikelson was still with us.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

On to bar number 2! @HungMahkWT just drove us to @snookersbar in Providence RI. Beer and pool bar with lots of ambiance. What a hoot!

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

Made it to our first stop of the pub drive @MrDooleys. I ordered a delicious crisp ale, @SparkleLance seems to be enjoying his margarita. @HungMahkWT @j_long34 and @StanChoppersare all enjoying themselves. Let’s just say the vibes are on 😎. Wish you were here @ScoopWT!

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

T minus 2 hours to the pub drive. @SparkleLance @HungMahkWT @j_long34 @StanChoppers we are in for the craziest day of our lives! @scoop wish you could be there with us buddy!

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

@SparkleLance @HungMahkWT @j_long34 @StanChoppers Can’t wait to spend the day with 4 of my best friends!

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

@ScoopWT So happy for you Scoop, you deserve a woman that makes you feel special

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

@ScoopWT @WoonsocketTimes Love you like a brother scoop and wish you could be there with us today. I also understand that you always put work first. Nothing but love and respect for you.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

So excited for the pub drive tomorrow. It’s like a pub crawl but you drive from bar to bar. So excited to be with my best friends @hungmahkwt @SparkleLance @StanChoppers @j_long34. Wish @ScoopWT could be there but he is busy being the best high school sports reporter in the US.