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Democracy Dies in Death

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

Ladies and Gentlemen, he’s back!!!
👀😤😏😎👅🤠🍆🥺😳

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

ScoopNation, I apologize for my absence. I regret to inform you all that I am back on dating apps. It did not work out with her - she wasn’t built for my lifestyle. One day I’ll find the one, but for now I’m still searching. Looking forward Brookfield East vs. Middleton tomorrow.

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

Throughly impressive showing from the Centennial standout. Big things coming this season, in and out of the classroom. #ScoopThereItIs

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

what if you died and everyone went to look up your twitter profile and the last tweet you made was “i love cum” less than 24 hours earlier

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

You have to wonder if coach Jim Hegmann will be on Garden City’s bench come next season - epic collapse tonight by the Trojans. Got out to a 14-0 start and still could not come out on top. George Bruns coached circles around him in that second half.

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

Here at Hofstra University covering the Nassau County Championship game between Garden City and Manhasset. Will be providing live updates. I love my job! #ScoopThereItIs

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

I’m back 😎

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

I truly cannot believe it. Mike was more than just my boss. He took a chance on me when no one else would. He was my best friend.

Beautifully written by Jason. Mike will live on through his accomplishments.

Rest in power MM 😇🙏

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

So sad to see our beloved founder gone so soon. Mike was a great father, correspondent and an even better man. R.I.P.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

Gone but never forgotten. Rest easy King.

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

Hearing news of violence at the dunk during Disney on ice. Hoping to hear more from @MikeMikeWTimes cc @WoonsocketTimes

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

This is why @Jason_corn3 is the poop champ, don’t you forget it.

[Quincy “Scoop” Jenkins @ScoopWT]

Scoop Nation:
I am pleased to announce that I am going on a 3rd date with a woman I met on an app tonight. Yes, I will be missing Northeast Christian vs. Episcopalian tonight for the conference championship. No, I do not regret it. I think she might be the one! #ScoopThereItIs 🙏

[Mark (Fitzy) Fitzpatrick @HungMahkWT]

Review: The Swampscott 99 @WoonsocketTimes

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

New Logo Dropped

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

Breaking: superstar quarterback Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers has announced his retirement from the NFL. He also played for the New England Patriots.

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

@ArescosShades @MikeMikeWTimes @alananderson24 @JohnFSilver @KevinMcNamara33 @PCFriarsmbb @StuJackson32 You have 3

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

Breaking News: @RobDauster’s wife leaves him after discovering he has massive hemorrhoids per my source @RobDauster

[Woonsocket Times @WoonsocketTimes]

@ArescosShades @MikeMikeWTimes @alananderson24 @JohnFSilver @KevinMcNamara33 @PCFriarsmbb @StuJackson32 You got a problem dickhead?

[Jason Corn @Jason_corn3]

Like father, Like son 😤😎😳