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[Not Jason @j_m_edelson]

How is this an official white house post?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Fixed it for you, @NYTimes.

Oh, and by the way, @ChrisVanHollen — he’s NOT coming back.

[Jeff Stein @jstein_notus]

During a shutdown -->

Members of Congress: Get paid

Congressional staffers: No pay, but get backpay

Congress' janitorial/cafeteria contractors: No pay, no backpay

[Jeff Stein @jstein_notus]

The split screen here of Fetterman being the only Dem Senator to call for Menendez to resign amid the bipartisan uproar over his clothing choices is really quite striking

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i think in a civilized country if a cop hits your wife like that you should be able to throw hands as equals, no more badge at that point.

[Not Jason @j_m_edelson]

@roxxlyy Get the bundle!
https://t.co/qKuGt2OkCz

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime AGAIN?

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[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

The greatest truth of the Caitlin Clark/Angel Reese drama is this: every single star athlete should taunt 10x more than they currently do. And we should point it out to our kids and say “that’s super-duper sick. If you also end up a 100th percentile athlete, you should do that.”

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

SDSU refuses to lose. Can they win it all??

[Alec Sturm @Alec_Sturm]

Kyrie Irving last night, in part: "I wanted to finish out the season with Brooklyn, finish out that season we had going and I didn't get a chance to do that."

As a reminder: Irving's representation requested a trade, blindsiding everyone. He would not play until he got moved.

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

"I grew up in federally subsidized housing. Did anyone ever help me get where I am? Absolutely not."

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

the top 10 teams and bottom 10 teams in major league baseball

[Tim Sneath @timsneath]

Microsoft has created so many UI frameworks: Blazor, Razor, .NET MAUI / Xamarin Native / Xamarin Forms, WinUI3, UWP, Win32, WinForms, WPF, even a React Native desktop thing. That they didn't pick _any_ of these for Teams 2.0 is really quite impressive.

[✧ LSK ✧ @lsk_exe]

instead of actually hiring real diverse people, let's just make them up!

(?????)

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

California REPRESENT.

San Diego State heading to the Final Four! Aztecs we’re with you all the way. #TheTimeIsNow

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

San Diego State was cheated out of an opportunity to play in the 2020 NCAA Tournament after a 30-2 season because of COVID.

Those demons have been exorcised.

The collective dream of both Steve Fisher and Brian Dutcher has become a reality.

Life is beautiful.

[Poonam Soni @CodeByPoonam]

JavaScript Array Methods Cheatsheet

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

The Aztecs are LOCKING IN defensively 😨

#MarchMadness @Aztec_MBB

[Eric Stephen @ericstephen]

Shohei Othani in the World Baseball Classic hit .435/.606/.739 with 4 doubles & a home run. And he had a 1.86 ERA with 11 strikeouts in 9⅔ innings.