ꪮꪀ ρꪊ𝘳ρꪮ𝘴ꫀ 𝓳ꪖ𝘳𝘳ꫀ𝘳

Time Person of the Year 2006.

[Play That Pop @PlayThatPop]

What’s the most iconic pink outfit ever worn ?

[Fleipe Dp dPoi Ofcial @FelipeDiPoi]

He bent her neck down like a twizzler in half a second flat that girl is dead

[three coffees and a nap guy @AynRandy]

I see you baby
shittin that ass
shittin that ass
shittin that ass
alright don't touch me

[ꪮꪀ ρꪊ𝘳ρꪮ𝘴ꫀ 𝓳ꪖ𝘳𝘳ꫀ𝘳 @j_mac31]

@mattDCLXVI @AynRandy Thank you.

[Lyla 🌺 @ioaffs]

Yellow hat guy looks like he's mouthing hak tuah

[ꪮꪀ ρꪊ𝘳ρꪮ𝘴ꫀ 𝓳ꪖ𝘳𝘳ꫀ𝘳 @j_mac31]

Why is the cistern so high

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

I told my builder that I wanted my bathroom to look like The Ministry of Magic and not only was he completely unfazed, he managed to make it look exactly how I imagined.

[ꪮꪀ ρꪊ𝘳ρꪮ𝘴ꫀ 𝓳ꪖ𝘳𝘳ꫀ𝘳 @j_mac31]

@A_D_Elliott Does “gimme” count as positive?

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

bank keeps calling me nonstop about my credit card debt

[sentient @NEVERLOGGINGOUT]

my toxic trait is thinking this guy and elon had drunk sex that night

[beth @bethbourdon]

spent several minutes wondering what actual crime occurred here, and all i can figure out is maybe that county has an open container ordinance.

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

this might be the best tweet of all time

[richard @richard_normal]

you dont know that. maybe he actually does know.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

the guy on the left is being treated like Bane for killing one evil piece of shit social parasite, & the guy on the right got a standing ovation for genocide by the same people who support it. we truly do live in hell

[murat 🍥 @mayfer]

my most prized possession is this rock that looks exactly like blue rare steak. seared on both sides. i found it day drunk on a greek island beach. lucky if i'm ever that stoked again

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

it's like they want us to be obsessed with him