Lyla 🌺

they call me God's strongest soldier because they are stupid

[Lyla 🌺 @ioaffs]

Someday I'll be taken away by the great anvil in the sky

[cowboy online @TheLastKekker]

Dudes will be like “yeah I went to school with Oedipus”

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Homie got a glimpse into an alternate timeline

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[Faraz Ansari @farazansari77]

The Astoria subreddit is taking today’s results well

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

right, what was i thinking. of course

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Whoa

[mutt 🍏🐞 @imuttjx]

They’re fucking making whales again

[Lucas Upstein @luupstein]

Estados Unidos no se comía 4 bombazos de local desde Pearl Harbor.

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

They saw our defense against Belgium and figured we can’t stop anything anyways.

[Jacob Hawley @hawleyjacob]

The biggest problem with this is that I do find it funny

[James @TypeForVictory]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[🇧🇦BosnianSigma🇧🇦 @sephirothrule34]

genuinely at this point the only chance england has in stopping haaland is if they send in bellingham to distract him by seduction or something

[Maia @maiamindel]

religions that give you a hand up on the world cup:
- catholicism
- french state religion of reason
- sunni islam

religions that actively work against you
- protestantism
- shia islam
- moloch the god of money

[adri @adrifdzzzzzz]

CONTRAGOLPE DE PORTUGAL, AHÍ VA CRISTIANO RONALDO.

[Rook_art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚔️ @rookart44]

The Berserker at Stamford bridge and the lone Saxon who defeated him.

[lulu jr. @_lakaiser]

"y va neymar"