J. Marco

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Brb trying to achieve deep internal peace & ultimate acceptance of the moment.

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Therapy for ptsd is goooooooood

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Ordered a jets and then shot Ozempic. The duality of man

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Prank idea: swallow a large metal Alien©️action figure right before your MRI.

Upside: you permanently traumatize staff

Downside: this would have to be your “closing bit”, so to speak.

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

For my entire childhood & adolescence I thought Bob Seger’s “Night Moves” was actually called “Night Moose”.

🎶”workinnn on a night mooose”🎶

🫎

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Every time I travel I tell myself I’m going to pack early & not at the last second.

I have yet to do that

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

@RStinkle @RainForest_Cafe 🫡🫡 done deal 😂

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

what recession? brother we are rich in beach balls

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

I asked ChatGPT this⬇️⬇️⬇️

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Sometimes a really good piece of toast can change your life

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

WWWEEETTT DOOOGGGG

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Going to start casually referring to the Tasmanian Devil cartoon as “my friend Taz” as often as possible from now on

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

Had a great time in Massachusetts😁

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

@RStinkle ❤️❤️

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[J. Marco @j_marcomusic]

@RStinkle Free Willy 4: Dude I’ve Freed Him Like A Zillion Times Already, Now It’s Your Turn