Joel Martinez

Husband, Dad, and Army Guy. Former OC/T, Brave Rifle, SAMSter, and life-long Star Wars Nerd. Displaced Texan. All views are my own.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes.

If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Thank you, whoever did this. Important art.

[Joel Martinez @j_martinez_76]

@SportsSturm Thanks Bob. We don’t apologize for wins or Hockey content from you.

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Was martial law declared in DC last night? Asking for a friend….

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@NewbergReport Yes. Yes they do.

[Joel Martinez @j_martinez_76]

@ellislives @NewbergReport Came here to say this. One benefit of being in the Army and living all over the place….

[Joel Martinez @j_martinez_76]

@DLLS_Sports This gif implies I am not the only one who is also watching the Jets…

[Joel Martinez @j_martinez_76]

@Criminalsimpson I’ll never not repost this. McBain!!!!!!!

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Jets lost today which is great news for the Stars. Back on even terms with them helps a lot. Just keep winning.

[Eerik N Kross 🇪🇪🇺🇦🇮🇱🇪🇺 @EerikNKross]

ISIS terrorists attack a concert of a terror supporting rock band in the capital of a terrorist regime conducting a terrorist war. The head of the terrorist regime says the main culprit is the victim of his terrorist war. Sure.

[Mitchell G. Klingenberg @MGKlingenberg]

A conversation between Otto von Bismarck and Ulysses S. Grant:

Grant (upon accepting an invitation to attend a review of the Crown Prince's soldiers in Berlin): "The truth is I am more of a farmer than a soldier. I take little or no interest in military affairs ..." [here, as in other instances, Grant had a knack for self-deprecating humor]

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

Sidney Crosby is a certified #GoodDude for how he handled the postgame here

[D J @TxForever]

Being from DFW I have a hatred for Houston sports and love to give their fans a hard time, but they have a real one in CJ Stroud. This throw was gorgeous.

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

Two weeks before my wedding (Leap Day, 2020), as rumblings of a growing pandemic were spreading, my friend Tom called me in a panic: his pregnant girlfriend was being deported, and he needed to talk to a lawyer!
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[Joel Martinez @j_martinez_76]

@DuplessisBrad

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@SaadYousuf126 @SaadYousuf126, now do Jason Robertson. Let’s keep this thing going….

[Joel Martinez @j_martinez_76]

Such a great article. Thanks @ThreeTwoEephus

[Levi Weaver @ThreeTwoEephus]

After 45 years, Eric Nadel finally got to call the final out of a World Series.

Earlier that day, I sat down with Eric to talk about his life in broadcasting, a “bucket list” call, and his longtime broadcast partner, the late Mark Holtz.

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