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waging the regime change war within

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Gm. This is hipster music now:

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@KnerrNate I just want to decorate her shoes!

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Any gen z peeps use this pick up line?

Hey baby, can I put my gibbet in your croc hole?

Sorry.. that’s gross.

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Me as a New York leftist, asking the chopped alt girl at the Mannequin Pussy concert, ‘Will you be my..

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Zohran dom mommy

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@bielpmw Ha! You’re probably right about that. Officer officer! I was just asking if I could decorate her shoes!

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Zohran dom mommy

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@schtheven Gm Steven!! Have a great day.

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Gm bros and bras. May your Fridays be full of the sort of wonder I feel when I look into the eyes of my baby and see the entire blue universe staring back at me.

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@incontinentzif Gm Zif. Have a wonderful weekend.

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@BStondentious I wonder who gets the honored placement at the front of line. Ben or Jerry?

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@Atrosto Hard to tell whether your inner batman is showing or your inner Carmine Falcone.

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@jtraub91 Absolutely insane idea. Where on earth did you come up with something so preposterous?

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@nicholascarrigg Ed Hardy never looked so good

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@KnerrNate I appreciate it, Nate. I’m very grateful God gave me a love for writing and reading.

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Sometimes I think I did too many Xanax bars in high school. I once took 40 bars in four days. My brain cannot organize thoughts in the way that I wish it could. that’s why I have to write.. only when I write can I understand what it is I’m thinking. This is just honest cope.

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@TheBetterMethod Sheeit. Thanks dawg. Fleet Foxes is a band.

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Ladies, a word to the wise for those of you who out there looking for a man. Liking fleet foxes is a massive red flag.

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@oldsweat7789022 Heh heh heh

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New incest euphemism just dropped

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Kennedy cousins on my brother Max’s yawl, Glide. 2013. #GetOutside #LiveRealLife

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How trad can you possibly be if you’re shit posting all day on x dot com

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@BasilianThought When you realize that all of the rw influencers like Rufo are actually just liberals larping as BASED CONSERVATIVES on behalf of jewish monied interests, you’re going to want to take a seat and breathe deeply in and out for a few minutes.