Jonathan Pertile

primate & duke basketball enthusiast. aspiring evolutionary anthropologist. PhD student. NSF GRFP fellow. my tweets are usually just personal stuff.

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Azara’s owl monkeys are getting heavier as temp rise,a Yale-led study found. Primates gained 4% in body wt since 1999 say researchers
This marks the 1st evidence linking #ClimateChange to wt changes in living primates.
@RSocPublishing @Yale @j_pertile https://t.co/ddF8h2N4R3

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@sashabella_r <0.1% is not zero 💀

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@cheerwinefloat It’s not true

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@SickosCommittee @emailamazelady

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@cheerwinefloat We are being gaslit

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@cheerwinefloat Notre dame

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@cheerwinefloat @emailamazelady ‼️‼️

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@cheerwinefloat A man can dream

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@cheerwinefloat I see a headline like this every year istg

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@cheerwinefloat It says launching tho

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@emailamazelady Analyzing data is the best part

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@cheerwinefloat Today, game in Charlotte

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@cheerwinefloat I have Maryland as my runner up that was stressful 😭

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@sashabella_r I had Louisville…

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@cheerwinefloat I made a bracket where this happens just to prevent it from happening in real life

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@cheerwinefloat Louisville beating auburn in Lexington trust

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@GamecockWill69 The carolinas have at least three different bbq regions you are a fake bbq knower

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@cheerwinefloat My teams own auburn

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@cheerwinefloat Like it’s just kudzu 😭

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@cheerwinefloat Fly high angel