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a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude

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@danosseasoning @Costco Love your vids MY FRIEND! I would’ve cut that silver skin off tho 🫣😂

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@The_Gildz @JeffPassan 😂😂😂

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@evanwoodbery Evan will there be a team update soon? Fantasy implications abound here as we enter the final 2.5 month stretch.

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@schwarbombz Bichette is on an awful contract he won’t opt out of bc he’s not worth it. Save that $$ for someone significantly better

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@Roto_Frank @FBTpod @CBSScottWhite @CPTowers I think I’d take PCA over Elly as someone with shares of both!

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@JonHeyman 😂 — cmon Jon. Give Philly their flowers. Fun ass sports town. The kind of fans you want to put on a show for

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@BBGreatMoments If it’s just for 2026: start Byron against lefties, PCA against righties, cut Julio

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@DschlopesIsBack @thepeach26 I think this is saying they hate our president. You’re conflating love of country with love of president

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@Reds The wrong Marte! Is that a typo??

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Logan O’Hoppe takes one straight to the plums. Always wear a cup, kids! @LAAngelsNews

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@SportsRadioWIP @AfternoonsWIP @DMRussini @Ike58Reese @SpikeEskin @JackFritzWIP @EliotShorrParks Looks like she accepted the Pats insider award today too!

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 No chance this is real but thx for sharing!

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@Philly_Mays Former Wildcat here. We always punched above our weight through player development and culture, but that model gets harder when the blue bloods can just buy rosters through the portal. Some salary cap when there’s no floor 😂

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@TJStats I think we need to re-evaluate what this metric even means when the top 3 are so inconsistent and Luzardo is nowhere to be found

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@Neo__Hq @Cobratate Is this satire or does he actually speak this way? Is he like an AI generated villain or something?

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@therealmario21 @ZBerm 😂😂😂

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@just1nvest @Chase_Senior Good. Eagles have no interest in trading a young superstar for an injury prone, significantly older former superstar

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@YardLineYoda @nickykunks Pls god no thanks to any of that.

Sincerely,
Every Eagles fan

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@KobeissiLetter As someone who works in AI, I just kept nodding my head vigorously as I read this entire article