Jamie

extremely online (and regretting it)

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

🚨 #ULTIMAHORA preocupación por el estado de salud mental de Edward Norton. Se le ha visto desorientado hablando solo durante el USA-Turquía en el estadio de los Ángeles.

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Stefan Caray @StefanCaray]

Not to distract from a huge moment in the game, but this call is actually a palindrome.

“A man, a plan, a canal, PANAMA.” 🔥🔥🔥

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

Sorry @okcthunder

[Jamie @j_schwalbach]

@asapschwab @BrickCenter_ I miss the dislike button

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

"You've been conscripted into the Continental Army. Give us your name and you'll be assigned to a company.

"Wait, y'all made a mistake, I'm supposed to be back at the farm with my wife and ki-"

"Thank you. Right this way."

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Some matchups never end.
Still taller. Still stronger.😅
@RealStevenAdams

#ThunderUp🏆

[barroo @averycutedog]

[david attenborough voice]

the sun is out

and so too

are the guns

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

A birdwatching couple inadvertently sparks a global pandemic, setting in motion a sequence of events that pits a family drama against the great geopolitical currents of our time

[kyle @Kylypso]

Only in America can a Canadian billionaire waltz into a drought-ridden state on the verge of ecological collapse and get a massive data center campus rubber-stamped with huge tax breaks. Zero local input. But made possible by the bought and paid for government!

[Paul Snively @JustDeezGuy]

Do… do people following AI really, honestly, genuinely not know who “Claude” is named after!?

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

Adam Silver, sits down at a dimly lit table surrounded by shadowy figures dressed in cloaks while rubbing their hands together with glee: “Alright cohorts, how can we rig the league in favor of a small market team from the plain states?”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[ARGUING WITH A GRADUATE OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS] “This doesn’t line up with what I remember from VeggieTales.”

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door