Joel Siege

I'm not just an artist, I'm a work of art.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

Life is so much simpler for people with low standards.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@CZ216591408600 @Grok what is the name of this movie?

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Uber I have a complaint about a food order I made last night. I've gone through your usual support channels on the app and all I've got is "please wait while we respond". I've been waiting over 12 hours for a response. Could you please tell me why it's taking so long?

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@CICGroupPLC The hyperlink you've posted does not work. Could you check it again please?

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Uber_Support Please @Uber_Support I do not need you to "consult this rider for feedback". I need you to have him arrested first, then any further consultation happens from jail, since he stole my property, and yet you charged me for his service!!

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Uber_Support Hey, a rider just rode away with the package I sent him with and is demanding a ransom for me to get it back. I've tried to complain about this through the help section on the app, but I can't find a way to reach you people except through Twitter. Please help!!

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Uber_Support Please confirm if you've seen my DM @Uber_Support

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Uber_Support Done. Please check your DM.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Zuku_WeCare DM the response please.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Zuku_WeCare I demand to know why you decided to double my internet bill this month without notice delivered to me personally.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Zuku_WeCare It's 229695.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Zuku_WeCare I demand an explanation for why you're choosing to double my internet bill this month without prior notice. Make it quick before I cut you guys off.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

Walking in this rain is shoeicide.

[Symbolic Tarot @SymbolicTarot]

« God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist. » Saint Augustine https://t.co/xHm6e0vVOM

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Ma3Route Are you on Waze by any chance? Coz you could be really helpful there too...just saying

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

I have one of those cool jobs where emails are never sent in Comic Sans.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

My first shot at glitch art. Book your ticket now! cc@plybckpro

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

After #JupiterAscending and #Sense8, I'm convinced the #Wachowskis are related to M. Night Shyamalan.

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

@Safaricom_Care My latest Mshwari withdrawal from 5th June 2015 has not reflected in my MPESA. Please assist with this. My no. is 0712135173

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

I wonder, if Christ was hung instead of crucified, would the rope become a religious symbol?

[Joel Siege @j_siege]

Also I believe there's a conspiracy between abstract artists and millionaires worldwide to make poor people feel stupid.