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[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Can we please PLEASE just increase the # of raviolis you get at Italian restaurants when eating out? I’m sorry but 5 ravs doesn’t cut it.

Follow me for more rants every few years.

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Infinity RT pls 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win one of these limited edition A Philly Special Christmas albums signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #ProBowlVote

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win one of these limited edition A Philly Special Christmas albums signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #ProBowlVote

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

@CityofHoboken @thehobokengirl @TheBoken @HobokenPatch @NJTRANSIT

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

NYC AREA MISSING DOG ALERT: Penny is lost in Hoboken near light rail at 8th and Madison. If you’ve seen or found her please go here: https://t.co/6vccc32FeS and/or phone [phone] and PLEASE RT PENNY!

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

@PatHowley For sure, rewatched west wing a year or 2 ago (let Bartlett be Bartlett) but starting back on newsroom again since it’s been a few years. The opening was much needed

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

I just realized JUST REALIZED that I can in fact have an ice cream cone after lunch while WFH and the second half of this quarantine has just started for me.

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Had all my zero friends over and stared at the wall for a solid 2 hrs. Been a good day

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

About to absolutely destroy the roof of my mouth on some Cap’n Crunch

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

The novelty of wearing sweatpants has worn off. I’m actively wearing jeans during the day in my house all day long. What has this pandemic done to me?

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

@MegDufflorian Don’t stop, never give up. Hold your head high and reach the top. Let the world see what you have got, bring it all back to you #aintnopartylikeanSclubparty

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

About to find out how much tighter my ‘tight’ jeans are now...weeks after I forgot about anything but sweatpants. If no response pls send help, I’m stuck

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Closed on a house, got the keys...and still having to live with the mom due to #Covid19 things are weird

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Just found a pack of bacon in my freezer so if you need me, I’m in the unit with the fire alarm going off and smoke coming out of it

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Remember, while setting up your work from home situations don’t forget to also adjust the temperature in your homes to freezing so you feel just like you’re in the office

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

When I die, just tell someone there’s laundry in the dryer you’ll need to fold and you’ll probably need to run it for 15 minutes to get the wrinkles out

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

Now hear me out: Chex mix exactly as it is now except with 50% less pretzels mixed in. Kthanks.

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

@AmericanAir really american? No refund or voucher having spent 7 hours in the airport and getting home just before midnight? I expected better from you #AA1683austintophilly

[Swerdz @j_swerds]

To be honest, not as many people died as I thought so I guess I have those deaths to still look forward to in the final episodes #GameofThrones

[Kyle Shatto @kyleshatto]

Jon Snow after being seen by Viserion:
#GameOfThrones