xthack

I don't know anything and neither do you.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

Fuck the casuals are learning about zion suzuki

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Genuinely when I heard about the hydration break thing I thought it would feel like a footnote but my god this is the worst thing I've ever seen in the sport

[Molly @FSUmollz]

We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Just saw my first hydration break commercial and I think I’m ready to be radicalized

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

I don’t think the Europeans understand that “Americans who like soccer” and “Americans who like Donald Trump” are two groups that pretty much don’t overlap.

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

This the most important game of Dolan’s life and he inconvenienced an entire metropolis so that fat bitch could be asleep before the 4th quarter

Dolan is a cuck

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

It's like James Dolan was compelled to remind everyone, at the potential zenith of his Knicks ownership, why so many people have hated James Dolan for so long

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

KNICKS FANS: “oh boy, I can’t wait to enjoy the first NBA Finals Game at MSG in almost thirty years!”

THE CITY’S PRIMORDIAL SIN, RETURNING IN FESTERING DECADENCE LIKE A DORMANT PLAGUE AWAKENING TO ONCE AGAIN BATHE THE STREETS IN PESTILENCE:

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

It’s cool to care

[george @StokeyyG2]

Farewell mate ❤️

[Rola 🇸🇳🇦🇷 @kofoworola__a]

Now that Guardiola is leaving, I expect all ManCity fans to return back to their original clubs

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI

(booing)

Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?

[xthack @j_thackk]

@TraMufc @utdreport I’m not trying to be a dick but I genuinely don’t know if Cas deserves a full surfer.

Great player in this season but let’s be real.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i love when they stop showing the golf to interview CEO’s and hear their mission statements. i love being connected with brands