I haven't had any toilet paper for a week, so I called the fire department .... those hi-pressure hoses hurt like hell, but now I'm clean as a whistle ...
Kellyanne Conway has violated the Hatch Act 50+ times. That’s 50+ times she’s shown total disregard for ethics laws. She should not be serving in the White House, and must be held accountable. https://t.co/pMIYs4x3Dj
John Lewis has stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Dick Cheney has a new fcking heart and, to borrow a line from Robin Williams, he doesn’t even have a cold.
The Almighty needs an annual review here.
California and New York must do something about their TREMENDOUS Homeless problems. They are setting records! If their Governors can’t handle the situation, which they should be able to do very easily, they must call and “politely” ask for help. Would be so easy with competence!
If Pelosi believes @realDonaldTrump must be removed why delay? How can we let these phony & corrupt career politicians destroy our nation built on laws, NOT a craven desire for power & wealth.
Look at their families & see the millions they have made selling their public offices!
The President of the United States has, today alone, retweeted 2 QAnon fan accounts, a Pizzagate account, an account that compared his following to a cult, and an account that described Obama as “Satan’s Muslim Scum.” And this insanity isn’t even a blip on the news radar.
.@LSUFootball has been remarkable in 2019, and many are putting the Tigers in the National Title game. However, a red hot @OU_Football team could have something to say about that. Can the Sooners create an @Allstate#MayhemMoment in Atlanta and shock the world? #sponsored
Speaker Pelosi has made one thing clear: This #ShamImpeachment was never about duty or obligation—it was about harassing a president whom Democrats despise. Holding the articles of impeachment is just further proof that she cares about nothing other than the 2020 election.