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[jordan @jaa17us]

How do I tell twitter that I only have enough soccer space in my brain for USMNT, her players, and MLS

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Watching Dave Portnoy talking about the American Revolution, I finally understand how it must feel to be a Southerner when a woman whose parents floated over on a Vietnamese trawler posts that picture of Grant drinking Confederate tears

[jordan @jaa17us]

@jonniewts 🐕🗣️🐕🗣️🐕🗣️

[jordan @jaa17us]

@birdsreflection Noooooooo

[jordan @jaa17us]

@keepofffgrass Yeah this would work

[jordan @jaa17us]

Imagine if your mugshot got posted and no one commented that they could fix you.. absolutely brutal

[jordan @jaa17us]

@nickyyknowsball It’s okay she’s Italian

[jordan @jaa17us]

@DeputyFife69 Today’s assimilating immigrant births tomorrows oppressed first generation immigrant activist. A nation is a people. Demography is destiny.

[jordan @jaa17us]

@archivespirit Page me, beep me, if you need to reach me outfit

[Rav @TonyRav]

Can the US just host the World Cup every year

[jordan @jaa17us]

@pnwprincess23 Look at their jerseys. Aussies clearly have good taste

[jordan @jaa17us]

@AccentsSouthern Listened to the audiobook on Spotify. Liked it enough to get hard copy.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[jordan @jaa17us]

@TheAriaVeil that’s a lot of pressure

[jordan @jaa17us]

People really hate Alexi Lalas so much as a host when Zlatan is literally right there

[jordan @jaa17us]

Does this go both ways?

[Rando @formerlyrando]

Why are chicks with guy names always so hot?

[jordan @jaa17us]

18 hour flight coming up. WiFi tbd..

[jordan @jaa17us]

@cocteautweets Don’t go to Hawaii 😮‍💨

[jordan @jaa17us]

@TheAriaVeil If you play your cards right

[jordan @jaa17us]

A girl in the gym is wearing a “save a horse ride a mustache” crop top

[jordan @jaa17us]

I’m still cheering for the 1980 U.S. hockey team