Colton #ploopytwt

"Call my girl George the way she got that W. Bush" -Mr Sexy Durag

[pravonapivo @goritsambuka]

мне нравится пирсинг сосков потому что он на вкус как монета а я обожаю сиськи и деньги

[lily @lillianemallow]

just smartwaterbroke my friend. Emptied the bottle and filled it with tap water. They liked it too they were my little non-distilled slut

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

90 day blackout? Did he buy a generator and spare fuel? Did he buy ecoflows and solar panels? Gas heaters? Or did he buy mostly guns, ammo, and tactical gear like he's going to shoot the darkness away or something?

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

“women expire at 25" you're balding at 22 and your sperm deteriorates at 30.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

dipping my foot in the taco bell deepfryer for superpowers

[Bapster @NathanSylbreon]

Genuinely what do you do on the game? Like Club Penguin used to have mini games and stuff but I couldn't find any in Pony Town. I just see ponies standing around doing nothing

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

“Most fertile woman” and it’s a woman that was married off and raped at a young age

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

discord friend groups when you dare to criticize the designated sad boi who is holding all of them emotionally hostage

[Jose @Jose90491864]

It's unreal that a lazy retard like me is in charge of the rest of my life

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(creature enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

wash my exoskellllaayyyyyyy

[Lucky @GiacomoMMA]

“white excellence”

[winter 🗝️ @troughsbeside]

big deal, i can eat 7 figs easily

[Kittyoomf Draniki | 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦 @DranikiNeko]

These dumb fucks think you can veto an impeachment 😭😭

[calendar @thecalendarapp]

working on this

[𑣲 angelic @vrtualangelic]

like im genuinely this wingstop ranch is so fucking good im fucking licking the lid and the container oh my GOD its so good im jerking off

[a. @annie_mazharr]

nothing makes a cat parent happier than seeing their cat drink water

[365catshitgirl @catshitgirl]

what if I flop? Oh girl what if you 5 likes