Colton #ploopytwt

"Call my girl George the way she got that W. Bush" -Mr Sexy Durag

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

So do it already. Give up all your rights and start scrubbing the floors of a man you kneel to for acceptance. Start now, Hannah.

[Evie ⋆˚࿔ @FrogPerson3]

No, I’m not touching myself. I’m touching my hipbone.

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

Both of you had sex, but somehow she's the cheap one. The mathematics of misogyny😆

[JensonFluer @JensonFluer]

I constantly feel like this coyote

[marg! @mukhpilled]

is that a box of macarons in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[｡✧ 𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓃 ✧｡ @rainydaykcals]

EVERYONEIS SKINNY SO TINY SMALL AND IM SO BIG SQUISHY CHUNKY DROOPY FUUUUUUUCK

[William Afton @William_M_Afton]

I have somewhere you can work.

[John Paulucci / COMMS CLOSED @CountFreakulla]

The luffy pfp always makes it ten times funnier bruh

[mossfan @mossfan20]

i’m getting fucked up off wasp honey

[Nag Champa @eduardomaconhas]

se voce bocejar na minha frente eu vou enfiar o dedo na sua boca nao estou nem aí pras consequencias nem que isso me mate

[dolo @doloyeung]

No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date

[dylzel @dylzel]

Bro forget about the boom gates there's a train on the road behind you

[jimmy, ☭ @tuffluffjimmy]

hurt people hurt people

[melody ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🐰་༘࿐ @vanillakisswirl]

streets are saying that no binge november actually starts on november 6th who’s with me

[brian @brianonhere]

Oh really. Would a guy with "no motion" be enrolling in a thursday evening community college ceramics class?

[tasman @lildorothy_]

bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Guy who is at risk of malnourishment: Why the hell they make the propel bottle caps so tighttt 😭😭

[𝄢 dahlia ♱˙.࿐ @shrikeMinded]

Tung tung 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝘆 butt