jabbit88

ole miss junior

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I'm not voting for Trump for the sake of Trump. I'm voting for Trump because he's a risk worth taking. She's a certainty we cannot sustain.

[ColorStack @TheColorStack]

Some sadistic bitch in Washington has been arrested for injecting her own fucking children with "sleep juice" which was found to be heroin

[Charlie Sheen @charliesheen]

FEAR NOT,
"BELIEVE"LAND!!

My bag is packed,
and help is on the way!!

©99
😎
#GetMeVaughn

[Wes Rea @wes_rea]

If Charlie Sheen doesn't throw out the first pitch tonight in a cutoff leather jacket then the Indians just want to lose...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Apparently they don't appreciate random people comin' up to their doors. Merica.

[HOYT ARCHERY @HOYTARCHERYInc]

The best 48 seconds of your day. #IWILLPREVAIL #BowsOfChampions

[ColorStack @TheColorStack]

In Pennsylvania, a deer crashed an animal protection fundraiser and scared the shit out of guests.

Cops were called and the deer was shot.

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

Amen echoes in the south

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

“@Daily_Dip: Thank God for good directions, and wintergreen”

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

BADest school bus ever #TopGear

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

@DaleJr solid race at Sonoma great top 3 finish with 5 pitstops

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

On the fort Morgan ferry @ Dauphin Island Ferry http://t.co/MDjyd7VD4x

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

It's almost Summer. Be prepared for every white girl to suddenly love country music. Merica.

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

Hi world http://t.co/xuWlMIoGVH

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Is it Summer yet? Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[jabbit88 @jabbit88]

I swear that summer sausage could solve a lot of problems ex: hunger

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Sweet tea is liquid Merica, but ain't no shame in drinkin' some lemonade. It's just sweet tea's trashy hot second cousin.