Jabo

got a million dollar mind and they don't pay me what I'm worth

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

@ChukyBravo_ @Squantanamo_Bay @Chris_Blackmon @dragonheisey @realDonaldTrump What's unemployment

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

Hate those people that are like "I worked 8 hours today, I'm too tired to hang" like ???? Do you need the other 16 hours of the day to recover?

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

Nothing should be premeditated.
That's when you tend to force stuff,
Let life be natural, go with the flow,
That's when you'll discover happiness.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

America is definitely a woman because that flag looks very polite but uncomfortable

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

Compare life to building an estate. If you're hard working, you might build your estate by the time you retire. If you have a team, your estate will grow bigger and faster than you had ever imagined.
Surround yourself with motivated individuals and watch your estate grow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Difficult, but necessary Tesla reorg underway. My email to the company has already leaked to media. Here it is unfiltered:

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

But did you die?

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

"Han says Solo down while driving this weekend"
Who's dad is in charge of the traffic signs?

[call me by your tennis potential @urpastaboi]

Movie theater: Please silence your phones.

Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

@katelizzyy14 Unfortunately dogs are colorblind, they'll never know 😢

[NASA @NASA]

Remembering Stephen Hawking, a renowned physicist and ambassador of science. His theories unlocked a universe of possibilities that we & the world are exploring. May you keep flying like superman in microgravity, as you said to astronauts on @Space_Station in 2014

[Facts Do Matter @WilDonnelly]

To be fair to Trump, 66.7% of his wives left him, 100% of his casinos have been bankrupted, 100% of his universities and charities were shut down, and over 50% of his other businesses have failed, so WH staff turnover at 43% means he is over-performing by his standards.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why Falcon Heavy & Starman?

Life cannot just be about solving one sad problem after another. There need to be things that inspire you, that make you glad to wake up in the morning and be part of humanity. That is why we did it. We did for you.

https://t.co/5STO7q4wro

[Jabo @JaboTheHut]

Hippos are fucking savages https://t.co/etMFpLEEoi

[Amy Hennessy @ahennessy97]

We're driving into D.C. and I'm pretty sure I found where Trump grows his hair...

[Amy Hennessy @ahennessy97]

"George Washington may be the father of our country, but Oprah is the mother of our country." 💜 https://t.co/sZlUKJ3TSK

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

You mess with @Oprah, you mess with me, Mr. President.