Jackie

Cat lady. Librarian. Striving to be your friendly neighborhood pond witch. She/Her.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

mental health walk in 90 degree heat

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

lost media

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

me: im in my 30s and really want to make sure i eat fruit and vegetables every day! my doctors also want me to eat certain things

the country i live in: we've deregulated food protections so much that if you eat a fresh leaf you'll shit yourself

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

One must imagine Sisyphos happy…

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

A24's Doomsday

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Such hack writing, setting all those clues they’ll kill off McConnell only to fridge one of the queer characters.

[Jackie @Jac_KayS]

If someone shows up to my house in this outfit on Halloween, they’re getting all my candy.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

An inflatable Rotta the Hutt costume is available for purchase at Spirit Halloween

[Dan Casey @DanCasey]

kids don’t even say “trick or treat” anymore, they just tell you how they want to be their own man

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.

[ً @monrues]

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on star wars: revenge of the sith

[Emmett McMahon @isuperebba]

Materialists 2

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Guy admits he would fuck roadkill if God wasn't watching him: "Checkmate atheists"

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

What if this is the one that’s right

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes men would stop wearing slim fit suits, adopt animals from their local animal shelter, and build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods. I told him thank you.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

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[Ren @RenRooked]

got really attached to the idea of a jackalope large enough to ride

#digitalart #art

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.