Jacey Cotter

lhp 21’

[Jacey Cotter @jaceycotter]

@OrlandoMagic Where’s the post last two bags….

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

Alabama students serenading Florida with the FSU war chant in the closing minutes and Tide up by almost 30.

[Edgewater High School Athletic Department @EdgewaterAD]

Edgewater 30 Niceville 28

[rick bywater @rickorcole]

There’s two types of people in this world. People who like @Nickelback and liars

[rick bywater @rickorcole]

“I’m hungry”

Me:

Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!
Don’t say it!

“Hi hungry I’m dad”

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

why did i just watch people cut soap for 45 minutes

[Burger King @BurgerKingUK]

Explains a lot

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said
“that’s for my homies”

[Lauren Monroe @laaurrn]

well what am i supposed to wear when it’s in the 50s in the morning and then 80s in the afternoon ??

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

24 MPH ON A TREADMILL 😱 (via @that_boyy_zac)

[mrs. gebo @marcealzada]

try and tell me God’s not real

[Jayne Henn @Jayne_Henn]

Tomorrow is August and I haven’t even
-built a rocket
-fought a mummy
-climbed up the Eiffel Tower
-discovered something that doesn’t exist
-given a monkey a shower
-surfed any tidal waves
-created a nanobot
- located Frankenstein’s brain
-driven my sister insane

:/

[Kennedy Polk @kaypolk17]

I can’t make this shit up

[jaz 🧚🏽 @jazhazz]

Girls who played with Bratz instead of Barbies as a child are bad bitches now