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[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I thought it might be a laugh to appoint Cabinet Ministers who are experts in their fields, capable and experienced, in a radical break from the recent tradition of having a Cabinet made up of incompetent fuckwits and cronies.

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Not again! I have NOT given my permission to be used in political adverts. This is NOT an endorsement by me in any way. I maintain strict party neutrality and am unhappy at the weaponizing of my reputation in this way.

While this isn't as bad as the first terrible representation – which said it this about tax - there's still a misdirection. As I’ve already stated, in that private conversation I was referring to Labour hoping to make a positive change I’ve been campaigning for, but it didn’t want to lock it in the manifesto as it can’t promise to deliver.

NO party’s manifesto tells the full story. ALL parties have things they hope to do but that aren’t in manifestos – as they can’t guarantee to deliver. The idea that Labour is an outlier for that is preposterous.

[ali @ali__samson]

Anyway here’s the Tories slaving away 24/7 during Covid whilst we were all banned from sitting on park benches or chatting with mates with a take out coffee whilst going for a walk.

[Jack @jack_2397]

@gabbywoodx Aw, you’re a good little Weffle xox

[Jack @jack_2397]

@gabbywoodx @mafffitz94 @bextdeakin Nearly a Twongo this

[Jack @jack_2397]

@mafffitz94 🎺🎺🎺🎺

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

POV: you've just entered Downing Street on the 18th of December 2020

[Denise Welch @RealDeniseWelch]

Love the way that breakfast tv tells us that ‘Boris will make his decision about Christmas’ next week. Whatever decision he makes my Christmas will be how I choose to spend it and with whom I choose to spend it.

[Jack @jack_2397]

@AmyJaneCousins @DFS 😂😂😂😂

[Jack @jack_2397]

When @DFS promise you the world when they sell you a sofa and when it comes to actually delivering it they couldn’t be more obstructive. I’ve never met a more patronising person in my life than your Birstall Store Manager.

[Jack @jack_2397]

God I cannot wait for this shit show of a year to be over

[Jack @jack_2397]

Funny how people’s true colours come clear when money is involved

[Jack @jack_2397]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 14 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Jack @jack_2397]

@gabbywoodx That should knock the Karen out of her 😂

[Jack @jack_2397]

@gabbywoodx Fucking hell, honestly the nerve of some people 😂 at least have the decency to say ‘whoops ya got me sorry’ 😂😂

[Jack @jack_2397]

Just imagine voting to let the poorest kids in the country go hungry just before you go to enjoy a couple of pints and a nice meal in parliament that has been subsidised with public money. Every single person who voted against this should be ashamed. #FreeSchoolMeals

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maggie. You said you could play as soon as you finish work, so she’s helping. 14/10 you’re welcome human

[Jack @jack_2397]

@Dean_Booth @WakeExpress Also, not even had a proper apology from them for the stress and upset caused. All they say is ‘we’re a business’. Refusing to acknowledge their mistakes and refusing to donate any proceeds from the ‘article’ to the JustGiving page

[Jack @jack_2397]

@Dean_Booth @WakeExpress I’ve emailed in with a complaint and the woman in charge seems to think it’s appropriate to respond with a copied and pasted response, (word for word what she responded to someone else). Told me it had been removed from all social media. Clearly not. Sort it out @WakeExpress