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my fun fact is that i don't have a fun fact

he him hii

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doctors HATE him. because he is verry rude!

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The Long Island Sound used to be teaming with lobsters, but now the Long Island lobsters are sounding like a team

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You weren't born an antelope, and that's your fault. You've got to live with it!

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We're up all night to play word games
We're up all night to play word games
We're up all night to play word games
We're up all night to play word games

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If I have a daughter, I want to name her Lorelei. Lorelei Alano would be a beautiful name. If I ever had a son, I would name him Farty Poopface

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I'm smoking fishes, up in here
All pike and cod
Won't stop until the lox smells right
On God

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When Ozzy wrote Crazy Train he was talking about the L

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It's the 111th Mayor, everyone make a wish!!!

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Why is there no word in the English language spelled with just js, like
Jjjjj or
Jjj or
Jjjjjjjj

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On the first day, God said "I CAN'T SEE SHIT IN HERE"

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fun little example of AI not knowing how to count to 5

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I want to hear all the lesbians' takes on male pattern baldness - I bet we can figure out something creative with a neutral party's perspective

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@MLebronsky tell me what u think of it!!

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Got my Adderall prescription back for the first time in 2 months.

Wordle 1,514 2/6

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@botchedimplant We can make that happen

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i hope whoever that lady is was finally satisfied with what Soulja Boy told her

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pro baseball players should be called baseboys (all genders)

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on my walk to the J train, i kept checking my shoes for dog poop because i kept smelling it. turns out the smell wasn't from my shoe, i was smelling the constant dog poop on the sidewalk. It reminded me that the J goes to JFK which could take me anywhere else

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I've always said that Machine Gun Kelley was this generation's Bob Dylan and evvverybody laughed at me... WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? Just me, and my best friends Bob and Machine Gun

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i narrate myself making homework in Snape's voice

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my ex wife was a back-stabbing stab-backer. in that she was Unfaithful and a lobbyist for Big Knife