Jack Cartee

Father, son, brother, lover, laugher, sneaker freak, and music geek.

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@wnpt2jxnw8 @TooSaneTre @konstructivizm Don't know about him, but a week before my 15th was when my 17 year old neighbor showed me how to sneak in her room after dark, which in turn derailed me from my work in quantum mechanics theory.. like she said, "Aye, there's the rub"

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@susiehopp @Last_DayWithYou @Acyn Found the one person on X who actually saw what I saw. Talking over the very ppl trying to save your country is beyond disrespectful, it's ignorant.
God help them

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@WrestleOps defecating on someone's head is really shitty

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@WhiteStr8MaleR @OleMissFB Get by Bama he says
😂
#RTR #SweetDreams

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@molby_reese @sctadsen @JasonSCampbell @YouTube 👌🏻

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@sizehelpteam Hey it's been over 24 hrs and I still haven't been notified of my cancellation confirmation. PLEASE let me know something... I'm in limbo watching the other things I wanted to buy fly off the shelves, because I don't have my account credited yet. Thanks

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@sizehelpteam hey guys,I need your help please. I accidentally ordered a pair of New Balance 237 thinking it said 327, not 237.
I just placed the order five min ago and I have the order number. Can I cancel this order since I just now ordered it?
Thanks for your trouble!
-Jack

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@AtheistRepublic

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@sizehelpteam I dm'ed everything to you. Any idea when I'll know for sure it's cancelled?

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@arisonlyy @PopCrave No, it just means you're bad with logic

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@Intr0vertNurse @jref By paying it forward.

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@AngryJock1 @ChemicalMishap @bryancallen @WhitneyCummings @MichaelLenoci @trickaduu Joey regales his friends with stories of his felony days. You know, the ones that brought him to his current happy, successful self.

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@JeremyLemmen @AnthonySabatini Tell them your name is Karen

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@EvolvedTRex @ChemicalMishap @joerogan This entire group you speak of are exactly like my close friends in their manner of joking and busting each other's balls. It's comedy and obviously many people enjoy it. If you do not, move the fuck along. I'm sure Gloria Steinem has some recorded speeches you can rub one out to

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@JoAnnesong3 @EvolvedTRex @ChemicalMishap @joerogan Said the person with the Obama profile pic 🤦‍♂️

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@AngryJock1 @ChemicalMishap @bryancallen @WhitneyCummings @MichaelLenoci @trickaduu Joey Diaz has more redeeming value in his aforementioned exposed COCK than your entire lineage of chromosome-shorted relatives.

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@ChemicalMishap @bryancallen @BrendanSchaub This is fucking COMEDY! Goddamn people, it's only for laughs. Ever hear of those?!? @ChemicalMishap , goddamn I hate clueless SJW fucktards like you. This circle of comics make GREAT podcasts. What do YOU do that has ANY redeeming qualities?
Yeah I thought so. Dickriding hater.

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@ChemicalMishap @joerogan Again, the age of consent in California is 16. Did you get booed off the stage during Open Mike Night or something? Or did one of the Horrible Comedian Rapists steal your boyfriend? There has to be some reason why you constantly dickride this entire crew. PSA: They're Comedians!!

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@ChemicalMishap @bryancallen @WhitneyCummings @MichaelLenoci @trickaduu Too bad the age of consent is only 16 in Cali....You fucking soft, no-father-figure-having and raised-by-all-women sidewalk sissy. Obviously mad bc Chris wouldn't put the dick on You. God you fucking goober smoochers need to find something to worry about.... This ain't it

[Jack Cartee @jack_cartee]

@dollisdead Perfect song verse