@elonmusk Elon Musk doesn’t know how to wipe his butt properly after pooping. He perpetually has a crusty, itchy crack and a faint wafting of poopy aroma follows him wherever he goes. A bidet was recommended to him but he refuses to use one because he thinks it will “turn him gay.”
Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.
They spied on Trump.
So now they get Tulsi Gabbard.
They tried to lock up Trump.
So now they get Matt Gaetz.
They kept the border open.
So now they get Tom Homan.
They tried to ruin the country.
And they are getting what they deserve.
If you fear the dastardly voting machine will change your vote from Trump to Harris, the wisest thing you can do is stay home and avoid those demonic devices. #ElectionDay
The fat orange man stands on his balcony, staring just over the heads of the crowd, his body swaying as he struggles to maintain balance, his signature predatory smile pasted to his face.
It happened in 2020 and it might be happening again now. @Donie recently spent 24 hours soaking up pro-Trump media sources and concluded that "all these outlets are claiming there’s no way Trump can lose if the election is fair." https://t.co/YlJITOPO39
"January 6th is going to be pretty fun"
How MAGA activists are planning to attempt to subvert the election if Kamala Harris wins.
Reporting w/@CurtDevine and @caseytolan
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