ModernDino

just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers.

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

Trump: T!
Pope: What?
T: T. Like Trump. Great letter.
P:...
T: Thanks for wearing it.
P: But...it's a cross
T: No, T. In America we say T

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

@SarahHuckabee You gotta flip the charts right side up, Sara.

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@Osint613 Fuck off, clown

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

@elonmusk Elon Musk doesn’t know how to wipe his butt properly after pooping. He perpetually has a crusty, itchy crack and a faint wafting of poopy aroma follows him wherever he goes. A bidet was recommended to him but he refuses to use one because he thinks it will “turn him gay.”

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

@mattgaetz Because Ukraine is too old for your taste?

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@elonmusk Fly to mars now

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

Ben Shapiro thinks a wet vagina had a disease because that’s what his doctor wife told him.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Well since this person is a man, this makes sense

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

Ben Shapiro thinks a wet vagina has a disease because that’s what his doctor wife told him.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This man is almost singlehandedly responsible for the massive polarization of American politics over the past 16 years

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

@noturtlesoup17 That’s what Chase Geiser looks like?

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

Kkkhaki Kkkomander is so upset that he hasn’t been named Secretary of Very Cool Guys That Have Totally Touched a Real Boob or whatever.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

They spied on Trump.

So now they get Tulsi Gabbard.

They tried to lock up Trump.

So now they get Matt Gaetz.

They kept the border open.

So now they get Tom Homan.

They tried to ruin the country.

And they are getting what they deserve.

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

@ChristnNitemare Wonder what his god will do when his mom loses her house and Medicare and he can’t get his jaw/teeth fixed from lack of healthcare

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala tweet of the election

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

If you fear the dastardly voting machine will change your vote from Trump to Harris, the wisest thing you can do is stay home and avoid those demonic devices. #ElectionDay

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

@TTElectricMonk Can’t send, drank it.

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@BN_Bears It’s the Waldron way

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

The fat orange man stands on his balcony, staring just over the heads of the crowd, his body swaying as he struggles to maintain balance, his signature predatory smile pasted to his face.

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

It happened in 2020 and it might be happening again now. @Donie recently spent 24 hours soaking up pro-Trump media sources and concluded that "all these outlets are claiming there’s no way Trump can lose if the election is fair." https://t.co/YlJITOPO39

[Donie O'Sullivan @donie]

"January 6th is going to be pretty fun"

How MAGA activists are planning to attempt to subvert the election if Kamala Harris wins.

Reporting w/@CurtDevine and @caseytolan

Watch and read here: https://t.co/nYpWU8XBBT

[ModernDino @EvolvedTRex]

I have enhanced the audio of the Trump garbage truck video.

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@TakeThatEarth2 Just absolutely rotted brains.