jack rabbit

[trouble @amyistrouble]

If you've never been referred to as "sugar tits" you really haven't lived now have you?

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#voicesavekorin

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#voicesaveluke

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Yawning is the only time some married men ever get the opportunity to open their mouth. 😵

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I wouldn't say you're Dumb.. I mean you are, but I wouldn't say it. 😎

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Wtf

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He who laughs last thinks slowest. 😌

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Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade! 😜

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 😂

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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 😫

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How do I set my laser printer on stun?

😉

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

😜

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What's considered bi-sexual in Alabama?
Someone who likes sheep and goats

😂

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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone

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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

😋

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

😳

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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese😒

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I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.😂