trouble

basically just nonsense.

[trouble @amyistrouble]

When I'm drinking I like to pretend that I'm Wonder Woman. But it's just me spinning around with a Burger King crown and jump rope.

[trouble @amyistrouble]

@FKACornshucks @GinAndJif @Letsboldlygo @Zombie_Kitv2 @Fickle_Filly @FeatheredFreyja @funnyhix @laboxalaroxa @agathagotstoned @StarchilyMaster @soulindivision2 @MissMalbec @katspaks @Scorpio1080 @Gen22 Thank you, Love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Fickle Filly @Fickle_Filly]

Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.

[Fickle Filly @Fickle_Filly]

I can’t wait to find out how many people I’m going to alienate in 2019.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

We feel your threats have potential. You’ve been assigned a threat mentor for orientation.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

an experienced partier can be crying in the hallway by 11:30

[L(assitude) @lmwortho]

Another year; same bullshit.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

stop saying adulting

[trouble @amyistrouble]

I’m exhausting and disappointing. I’m basically a two for one special.

[Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony]

Twitter etiquette
~ yeah that's the joke

[Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony]

I may say something worthwhile in a while
~ Stay tuned

[RedVelvetMuffin©️ @Heaterhotusus]

Don’t want to be treated like a victim?

Stop acting like one.

[RedVelvetMuffin©️ @Heaterhotusus]

The more you don’t get it, the better I feel about it.

[RedVelvetMuffin©️ @Heaterhotusus]

Nothing good has ever come from anything with the name Chad.

[trouble @amyistrouble]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the year is almost over. That doesn’t make me feel any better. We all know there’s another one tomorrow.

[trouble @amyistrouble]

@FKACornshucks @GinAndJif @FeatheredFreyja @Fickle_Filly @Zombie_Kitv2 @lmwortho @katspaks @Gen22 @Scorpio1080 @darthbea1 @Letsboldlygo @laboxalaroxa @funnyhix @agathagotstoned @Pumpkinbabypie @soulindivision2 @MandaPie1981 Thank you, love! ❤️❤️❤️

[trouble @amyistrouble]

I can’t even tolerate myself. What exactly do you think I’m going to do with your nonsense?

[Madame Lifewaster Jr. 😐💀 @elunatyk]

I’m not cynical, I’m realistically hateful.