Jack Reed

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[Jack Reed @jack_reed_12]

Bro getting shafted on meat at Chipotle is one of the worst feelings ever

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Several ways forward here given the choice of Roberts/Barrett to nullify the 14th Amendment and extra-constitutionally replace it with their own language:

1) Nullification. States issue birth certificates, and they can just stop issuing them to non-citizens. Roberts/Barrett can deal with the fallout and litigate each birth individually.

2) Pack the court. If Robert wants to be a politician who writes laws instead of a judge, then he can fight with 10 more unelected legislators in robes.

3) Deny entry to all pregnant foreigners.

4) Deny entry to all female foreigners.

5) Require sterilization of all foreign visitors prior to entry.

6) Dissolution of the Union. A nation which can’t even restrict who gets to be a citizen isn’t a nation.

7) Amend the Constitution. This is pointless, because once a judge decides he can rewrite the Constitution at will (as Roberts and Barrett did today), the actual text is meaningless. But this is what most GOP politicians gravitate towards because they are useless.

If you think all these options are not great, understand that that is what happens when unelected judges decide that they are in charge of the country and get to write its laws.

[arbacknine @aryh21]

Every team is so fun and then you just have the Warriors

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Elite-level hating at the USC-UNC game

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

he pisses me off so bad this video came to me in a vision and I had to make it

[Hurley @Johnsjawn]

Or go to the Presidio, jump in the ocean, get a coffee at The Mill, watch sunset at Twin Peaks, ride a bike anywhere, see live music, eat a burrito, take a grass nap in GG Park, have beer at The Page, watch the Bay Bridge lights, wander Chinatown, wander Ferry building, run across GG Bridge, walk Fort Funston, eat the best meal of your life with friends…drive any direction for 2hrs. And be deeply grateful for the heavenscape you live in.

[Madeleine @MadeleineHubSch]

Hart and Wechsler's The Federal Courts and the Federal System

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

STEPHEN WARDELL CURRY IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU DON'T KNOW BALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Jack Reed @jack_reed_12]

Gerg

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Honestly have no idea how he lives with himself. Has there ever been a more obvious case of somebody believing in absolutely nothing and just being a vapid husk of a human trying to gain power for power's sake??

[Iain Dunning @iaindunning]

The age-old struggle of "I just have to lock in" (this time, John Adams)

[Ryan @Ryy4n2]

I love you

[Jack Reed @jack_reed_12]

@J_GallagherAD3 There is absolutely no shot you actually believe this.

[Jack Reed @jack_reed_12]

America is literally an idea, and to some extent a document. That's the whole point of this experiment in self-governance.

[Gabe Guidarini @GabeGuidarini]

Get rid of dual citizenship.

Get rid of birthright citizenship.

Our country is not an idea or a document. It’s a physical place and a people, with a collective history and a collective future.

And we’re full.