Jack

Pretty sane and level headed, so my psychiatrist says.

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@jayskylus If one is in pursuit of the unobtainable, then never giving up will only lead to disaster. One needs to know when to quit. In saying that I think I should listen to my own advice 🤦🏼

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

To insult two highly respected and free thinking politicians like this is disgraceful.
It just shows how far standards in society have fallen.
Anyone reposting this insulting photograph should feel utterly ashamed.
😡

[≋🅰️⊶𝐊⊶𝐒 • @noirpulze]

@politvidchannel

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@SkyHelpTeam I got a SMS saying that I'm thinking of moving my broadband to Fibrus. I have no knowledge of this.

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@BenInLDN Congratulations. Hopefully, I'll be able to catch you on YouTube.

[Mikko Rautalahti @MikkiHEL]

This is these guys in a nutshell. It's a shot-for-shot remake of the original trailer... except it's not even a good copy. It's not just that there is not a single original idea in there, they aren't even aware that they have taken out all the substance. (A li'l thread.)

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Why is there so much crossing on this Kate Middleton image?

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

A week ago my yahoo mail wouldn't open. Now Facebook is down. Seems technology is becoming unreliable.
#Facebook
#Facebook down

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@yahoomail @SianneVidal @KhurramAlavi1 Is there any hope to get app access anytime soon?

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@MattJames355 @yahoomail Try the desktop version. The app seems to be having problems

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Heartbreaking.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is how optical illusions mess with your mind.

First you see two dogs and their owner, and then...

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@BrysonRecycling I always take the labels off my plastic milk cartons and plastic bottles. Others don't seem to do this. Am I wasting my time?

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@BrysonRecycling The guys never appeared on Friday at all. They came back on Saturday morning, seemed in a rush. I still had my bin at the corner of my house as Friday night was wild and windy. My bin was ignored, I guess, because it wasn't on the footpath. I'll catch you next Friday, on the path

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@BrysonRecycling Did Glenview Park (BT37 0TG) bins get lifted today (Friday)?

It's a bit windy out there, so I left mine closer to the house, it might have been missed.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking baby.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@EdKrassen Never heard about this. Not really surprised.

[Jack @jack_scratchit]

@EdKrassen The man is huge. No way could he buy a cheap off the peg suit. He'd have to buy expensive handmade suits. Plus, extra large shirt and extra long tie. Then, double or triple that expense for changes. He's just being practical.