Jack Swanson

Inactive chicken breezy

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Did someone say
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[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Whyd the Yankees lose? @Jomboy_

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

whyd the red sox lose?

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Santa has a r r i v e d

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

The force is strong in my family...

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

@bswanny3

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Just thinking about mac and cheese

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

@bswanny3 Get a job

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

I just attempted to put a shirt on as if it was pants... how’s your finals week going?

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

If I see one more person post their Spotify 2019 wrapped with the caption ‘not surprised’ I’m going to fucking lose it

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

JAYSON TATUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

I wish I could CTRL-F a book

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Choose your fighter

[Dean (Arthur) @theDeanArthur]

Lol she fucking sucks

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

I just heard that free U2 song that everyone got in their Apple Music in the Applebees bathroom this is the most surreal experience of my life

[Billie Sny @willsnydes]

Toyotathon

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Bout to fuck around and name my firstborn son Garth

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Good morning to everyone except philosophy majors

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

@liz_george17 I overheard someone say mitosis today and I immediately flashed back to 7th grade science w Ms. B

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

Nothing I like more than seeing entitled people get what they deserve

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

@willsnydes A tech dad would quote his own tweet

[Jack Swanson @jack_swanson12]

@KmacTweety21 Thanks I hate it