sara

i really like primates and other funny animals

[sara @jackalabbit]

@eggpathy I was soooooo sweet and wonderful she just HAD to stop being homophobia

[sara @jackalabbit]

zoro crushed to death beneath buttermilk ranch lol

[sara @jackalabbit]

@eggpathy “…Itoi would then go on to play the cuíca after every statement, even after the topic of monkeys had concluded. Itoi played the cuíca roughly 450 times over the course of the interview, and when the interview was done, our journalists could hear him continuing to play.”(real)

[sara @jackalabbit]

@eggpathy quote “the monkey caves should disturb the comfortable”

[sara @jackalabbit]

@eggpathy “When asked for commentary, Itoi stated that the monkeys were ‘a reflection on the extent of primate eccentricity.’ While stating this, Itoi held a cuíca (also called a monkey drum) in his hands, and seemed to underscore his statement by playing the cuíca afterwards.”(interview)

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

talking ben is the most racist creature to ever exist

[cOoKiE123 @E123Oo]

⚡️🐲🍰

[sara @jackalabbit]

sunnypost

[dan @Dansplainer]

baby ducks are seriously on their pikmin shit when they all follow their mother in a row

[megan @diarrheamegan]

at least i'm not A stupid peach of shit

[Davi @mariocraft31]

#starfox comic

[:: lorpbot :: @L0RPBOT]

Teenagers are smoking Build Grist

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Farting on my nipples

[Huedartnate @huedartnate]

shock on, ampharos ! !

[eximious (crumbdumpster) @dontgender]

don't touch your penis it gets bigger

[矛君 @aqjrf28avo]

🥰🥰🥰

[B A R S U K @vetkhiy_barsuk]

In a dream, among the endless tiles, I saw a Sailfish

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Me and Julio down by the poop yard