Jack Wilson

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

@tbhdudeidk We should do a round of tren just to see what happens

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

@tbhdudeidk

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

@assprinpls I almost peed on myself in Terminal 4 of John F Kennedy International Airport

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Gotta pee so bad my rectum’s throbbing

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

@tbhdudeidk Have you tried gambling?

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Nosferawktuah suck on that vein

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Pooping at the function just to prove that I can

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

@kellanquinn8 Yea but they’re calling him RG3 for some reason

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Netflix has the Guardians of the Galaxy on this pregame show

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Noseferatu must be slangin some serious meat

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

3 high noons deep at family Christmas. Time to talk politics.

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

TSA needs to be trained by bouncers because why in the actual fuck does it take 5 minutes to check one I.D.

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

You’re a different type of sheep if you still get in the sky priority line when the regular is shorter

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Hey Google, will farting on my pillow give me pink eye?

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

If you work out in jeans and a beanie, obliterate yourself

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Can’t tell if my cats cute or just brain dead

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

Within 15 minutes of getting to the office I dropped the stinkiest poo of my life. How are you grinding today?

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

These twitter dreams are no joke

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

It doesn’t hit the same on twitter

[Jack Wilson @jackasswilson]

No one laughed at my first Bluesky post so trying it out here.

Hey guys, looking for cool accounts to follow. What’s Elon’s handle?