𝓙ack 𝓑ass.

𝖨 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗑 𝗉𝗎𝗇𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖢𝗁𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖡𝖺𝗌𝗌.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

@climbswindows My sources tell otherwise. They say twice is the charm, am I right?

Lemme see: Boring, nothing in it for me… nope. Not worth my time.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

.@SparkingSins and I miss you, @CholericVarlet.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

Oh no! Tell your sister she is grounded.

I can only trust you, son.

[. . . 𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐊 𝐕𝐃𝐖. @PROTECTIVERAGES]

Make out with carter baizen

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

@climbswindows My nephew’s leftovers have a way of finding me these days.

How can I help you, sweetheart?

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

I always knew my nephew liked them as lackluster, brainless and silent as possible after Blair, but a stone fetish, Chuckie? Really?

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

I’m not one to kiss and tell.

(@SparkingSins, I’ve slipped back into the cloth for you. It’s only fair if you return the favor by playing one of my favorites: jealous wife with axe.)

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

Papa Jack is proud of you, son.

Tell me about Serena. What did she do this time?

…Ah, that’s a good scotch.

[. . . 𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐊 𝐕𝐃𝐖. @PROTECTIVERAGES]

My grade are awesome but serena's.....[fetches jack some scotch]

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

I had a long day, so fetch me the newspaper and some scotch on the rocks. We’ll have a chat about your grades.

[. . . 𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐊 𝐕𝐃𝐖. @PROTECTIVERAGES]

@SCXTAPCSCANDAL we have a new dad

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

Of course I think it’s creepy.

My popcorn’s on the way. Now purr his name again, except say ‘Jack’ this time.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

The same way you feel about revisiting our favorite confessional booth, Sister Georgina.

And call me ‘Father Jack’.

[Sᴘᴀʀᴋs. @SparkingSins]

I confess to everything.

How do you feel about revisiting that priest outfit, @jackbasstard?

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

That someone is ‘me’. ;)

But keep going.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

I can be your new dad.

[. . . 𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐊 𝐕𝐃𝐖. @PROTECTIVERAGES]

"An we go get ice cream and you know talk cause I feel uncomfortable around him. Even bart bass was a better dad then he is"

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

@DebonairBeguile Adolescent? And there I thought you called yourself a ‘man’, Chuckiekins.

You make sabotaging so irresistibly easy.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

I’m about half a year late for that, but that’s because I’m making you work for it, lover.

Flattered, but not surprised I was the one that came to that filthy mind of yours.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

@designoflittlej Yes, little K?

Or whatever the name was.

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

@blcndeheelsrp What if I told you I had dirt on you, S?

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

@blcndeheelsrp What’s gotten your panties in a twist, S?

[𝓙ack 𝓑ass. @jackbasstard]

Hello children. Daddy’s home.