Jack

Living for the weekend since '93

[Jack @Jackbee16]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

#LacaNewSigning 🔴

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to say "my meal is bad"
It's certainly different
Not what I expected
Yours looks nice
I've had better/worse
I wouldn't have it again
Mmm

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

WE'VE WON THE EMIRATES FA CUP!

#WeAreTheArsenal 🔴

[Jack @Jackbee16]

Won you the treble https://t.co/vWkYsrUo0m

[Kit @pubitykit]

When you get the speaker and someone says "aye what song is this"

[WorryingOAP @WorryingOAP]

The fish & chip shop is closed. On a Friday. What are we to do now? Besides starve or order glorified cheese on toast from a yob on a moped?

[Jack @Jackbee16]

Is this you @AndyPiasko https://t.co/bmWzST8Fn0

[Jack @Jackbee16]

@katehill93 u https://t.co/SiDSiDmvOg

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Did you manage to have a think about what you'd like for Christmas yet?" - Translation: You're three minutes away from getting socks again

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Can you believe how dark it is? Unbelievable. Was it this dark last year? Just really can't believe it

[WorryingOAP @WorryingOAP]

2nd of November & already the halls are bloody decked in Tesco. Haven't even put away the gazebo yet & they want me to buy BOGOF mince pies.

[Jack @Jackbee16]

@Gleeswan https://t.co/ItymhG0ZOH

[Jack @Jackbee16]

👍🏻🇺🇸

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The relief when nobody answers after three rings and you can hang up and legitimately say you tried

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Making sure to tell everyone you meet that "apparently it's going to be hot tomorrow"