Jack Besterman

Stressed, depressed, and constantly overdressed

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@triptojaimeland I haven't seen the show, but I can't imagine that's a good thing.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@triptojaimeland If I'm not mistaken Finimaniomeon is the finance bro eveelution

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@timeforjaya The aerobics or the coup?

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@timeforjaya Her goofy energy comes off as youthful in a way that I think will be beneficial in a political landscape that has been dominated by the geriatric for a decade. I'm never gonna love her politics, but I'm not worried about her personality being a huge liability.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@triptojaimeland I gotchu https://t.co/6NV4ayXFjZ

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

So he’s an economist.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@Scarlett__Queen Idk why but he looks like a horrible combination of Cole Sprouse and Elvis Presley in these photos

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@IwriteOK Last year ago I wrote an op-ed for my college newspaper about how Santa is how most children are first introduced to concepts of prosperity gospel and false meritocracy. Rereading it this year I'm proud of making that connection, but wish my editor had reined in my prose a bit.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

If receiving any value for your purchase is left to chance for the purchaser, then buying a plane ticket is gambling and should be regulated as such.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I still think it's insane that you can buy a nonrefundable flight and then the confirmation email has a long paragraph like "for the record we sometimes randomly sell your seat to multiple people, so, this might not happen for you"

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@Hope_S23 Carefully

[The Intercept @theintercept]

Henry Kissinger, top U.S. diplomat responsible for millions of deaths, dies at 100 https://t.co/E4v3fWggjB by @nickturse https://t.co/E4v3fWggjB

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@triptojaimeland What's baffling about this is that there's so much equivocating "both sides have a point if you think about it" guff that it seems like it's tailor-made to piss any possible reader off while simultaneously saying nothing at all.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@samreich The Ecumenical Schism:

If your bishop captures an opponent's bishop, you can cash in one of your treatise tokens to convert half of your opponent's pieces to your side.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@CaseySeiler "You may not like that the former president told a bunch of lies but you can't say that we didn't give him the platform to do so in front of a national audience."

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I know a lot of you wanted a technical breakdown of this meme so here it is!

I don't think you will find this level of detail anywhere else so keep reading if you don't want to miss out.

[Goth Madonna @Scarlett__Queen]

“You are very beautiful and you deserve so many fries, but i dont want you to get overwhelmed” @jackbesterman counseling me on my mcdonalds order while im high

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@timeforjaya "Watching Netflix on my phone" is a very specific but also extremely clear cry for help.

[Jack Besterman @jackbesterman]

@timeforjaya Saw that bit live. Went home with a sore abdomen from laughing.